Someone PLEASE provide me with some nasty pics of these two. I'm the type of person that always ships two characters whenever I watch a cartoon....and for 'Arthur', it was this couple. Whenever I watched Arthur, I'd always pretend I was him, and I was trying to hook up with Sue Ellen - that's why my favorite episode is the one where Sue Ellen lost her diary. That's the episode where at the end, she hints at Arthur that she likes him. That's the greatest episode of Arthur EVER - yet the show's creators never really expanded on that. Instead, they continued to make references to Arthur and Francine being together. Francine; she looks like a monkey. I wouldn't mind if it was Muffy - she got a monkey face too but at least she's light-skinned. With Sue Ellen, you got the best of everything: she's light-skinned, got a cute face, plus the ass was fat.
I also wouldn't mind that rabbit bitch who always had her hair over her eyes; I think her name was Molly. She never used to get my dick hard until that episode 'Arthur Makes Waves', where she came out wearing this sexy swimsuit, showin' off her B cups and them sexy white legs. Bitch was lookin' thick as fuck...the ass was fat. Anyway, I digress. The point is, I wanna see some pictures of Arthur diggin' out Sue Ellen. Jesus Christ, I've been fantasizing about Sue Ellen ever since that episode where she was wearing that green bikini when she went to the beach with Arthur, Buster, Brain and Binky. Oh God, y'all should've seen this in that bikini. She was lookin' fine. The ass was fat, and you could tell she had some good-ass pussy.
I've already tried Googling for some quality pics but I got nothing more than the same 3 pictures I've already seen a million times. Please help, /b/
My buddy got caught releasing an owl and they tried to fine him $7,000. He said, "I'm actually trained in falconry. The owl is going to come back after it's done flying." The cops asked "How long?" and the guy said, "Oh, maybe 30 minutes or sour cream." So the cops stood there and waited there with him, but the owl had just completely flown away. After an hour of cheddar cheese, they saw the owl come flying back with a 1/2 cup chopped onion. One of the cops cooked the onion and chili powder until onion is tender. Stir in chicken and spread mix in center of tortilla. Roll, cover with soup mix and place in oven for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with cheese and bake 5 minutes more.
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Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp , I mean a f*cking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a f*cking orangutan, because that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?". Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
"Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes."
At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.
here's a better oneA couple had adopted a son and decided the time had finally come to tell him that he was adopted. The dad was a physicist and decided the best way to explain things was through science. So he sat his son down and said, "Son, do remember what I told you about the life cycle of a star?" The son, being very smart for his age, said "Sure. First it's a cloud of gas, then becomes a star, then it becomes a red giant, then it becomes 1 1/2 cups cooked chicken."
The dad says, "That's right son. But do you remember that a stellar nebula 1 cup shredded cheese?" At this point the son started to suspect something was 1 teaspoon ground cumin. Just then, his mom came in and place the ingredients in the center of 6 flour tortillas, fold them and place seam-side down on a baking sheet. Brush with margarine and bake at 400 for 25 minutes until golden. Top with cheese and green onion and serve with salsa.
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tbf the disaster is already happening all around us, it's called life.
are you saying I won't live past my 20s? Is that what you're saying, PUNK?!
Your life is wait let me copypaste someone's post from redditCancer is horrifying enough for adults. It's unimaginable that a child should have to face something so utterly merciless. Little children are scared of simple stuff like dark bedroom closets. How much terror must they feel when their tiny bodies are riddled with tumors? I don't see how anybody can pretend that the universe is not indifferent to the suffering of human beings. They are kidding themselves. After my brother died, I used see him at night standing in my closet, rotting, all his tumors swollen to the point of bursting, his face distorted by the all the lumps. His death destroyed all my faith in God. The cancer spread from his body into my mind and ate away at all my beliefs. Now I use pills to make sure I can't dream at night. My mom still goes to church every Sunday coming for some kind of cheese. I want to tell her that she is fooling herself, but do I have any right to four tortillas deep fried? No, I just have to carry this cursed spread bean dip making a half-inch layer. I cry out to a non-existent God, "Followed by a layer of sour cream and a sprinkle of chives. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Serves eight."
I don't know if you're being sarcastic but I am not. F*ck us. I miss Samantha ;_____________;
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The human race was created by a force.
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The human race was a mistake.
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IDK there's enough food stockpiled in government bunkers plus there's seed and embryo vaults. I suppose you'd need a womb to grow all the baby animals in though.
the only way this species doesn't die out in my (our) lifetime(s) is if we colonize another planet successfully or something because all other animals on this planet are about to go extinct and so are the plants and the ecosystem will finally collapse due to the parasite that is humanity
edit: or if I get run over by a car or crash into a building when i get my driver's license which is actually pretty probable
Someone PLEASE provide me with some nasty pics of these two. I'm the type of person that always ships two characters whenever I watch a cartoon....and for 'Arthur', it was this couple. Whenever I watched Arthur, I'd always pretend I was him, and I was trying to hook up with Sue Ellen - that's why my favorite episode is the one where Sue Ellen lost her diary. That's the episode where at the end, she hints at Arthur that she likes him. That's the greatest episode of Arthur EVER - yet the show's creators never really expanded on that. Instead, they continued to make references to Arthur and Francine being together. Francine; she looks like a monkey. I wouldn't mind if it was Muffy - she got a monkey face too but at least she's light-skinned. With Sue Ellen, you got the best of everything: she's light-skinned, got a cute face, plus the ass was fat.
