i give this topic a solid 3/10 i just wanted to say i did one once okay goodbyeeeeee
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Platypops takes up carpentry, interior design and the sudden need to build a shack despite the late game.
Pip, the master of gay, shoots the arrow at hetero pee. But, through his terrible aim, hits arianna instead, ending her life for good.
Butter dies from hypothermia. From her cold, dark heart.
Pip tries again, attacking DrPeePee. This time, Platypops defended him, killing Pip.
While thankful, DrPeePee turns around and ends Platypops life.
CONGRATS PEEPEE! Proving the true party of libertarians. Also, getting the most kills(3), and taking victory all the way for PissProblems who died first
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"HEY BINCH!" DrPeePee shouted sadistically "RUN RUN RUN!" tears rolled down dourada's face as he limped away from PeePee, desperately clinging onto life like the miserable, insufferable host-killing slime he was. Good job PeePee, you did right.
The cornucopia was replenished.
SirAmelio loses his way on the way there, trips and falls into a frozen lake, never to resurface.
Only Pip shows up at the feast while everyone else sleeps. He loots the place to death.
Later, PeePee continued his murderous rampage by killing Nynite. "Bye weeb." PeePee said, rubbing his nips and praising Gary Johnson
Butter: :0 :0 WAANANA FITE? PUT EM UP!
Ballsy uncomfortably put up his fists as butter gave him the ol' straight up punch in the face. After they punched each other to near death ballsy fell, collapsed. Butter said :0 :0 WHOS THE BOSS NOW as she strangled him to death, as he left this world like the rest.
Dourada is unable to start a fire and sleeps in the cold. Nothing was colder then his heart. Just look at his avatar. ruthless and sloppy.
Pip and SirAmelio share stories to each other, ones much more in-depth then this one.
DrPeePee gets free food
arianna has nightmares
butter quietly hums, smiling in face of her supposed insanity.
Nynite and Merlot discuss the hunger games, Merlot unknowing of her husband's murderer just feet away.
Ballsy looks at the night sky.
Platypops gets medical supplies
(see I only wanna type up the death stuff here not all the boring stuff)
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theplok was thirsting for a girlfriend. a lot. So much that platypops said "ugh, bye." and injures theplok letting him have the slow but inevitable death he deserves. Merciless platypus.
Meanwhile butter tends to DrPeePee's mental wounds, assuring him his vote matters.
Jimbei was tired and typed badly. That's when she was ambushed by Dourada and killed. "Haha you-" Dourada was cut off as neither he or I want an HC vio for relaying his anger.
ballsy shouts "LOOK GARY JOHNSON" as DrPeePee was catching up to the wounded ballsy. DrPeePee was distracted as ballsy ran awaay.
Goodbye theplok. Goodbye Jimbei.
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Bebop looked at sandbox. There were three things people hated. Weebs, furries, and noavis. Well he was the first one. The most hated were noavis, as they were the bane of hatred within our lovely community. And as time goes on we all must make decisions, and a once-noavi weeb certainly cannot live. And that is why he killed Thomas, yet another footstep in the direction of ownership.
DrPeePee had a dream about Gary Johnson becoming president and woke up crying facing the reality of the inevitable impossibilities.
Death. Death to noavis. Death to weebs. Death to furries. If this is the code Bebop stands for, then why is he a weeb? hypocrite. Nynite thought. A good justification as she killed Bebop, ending his footsteps towards his goal forever.
arianna runs away screaming from jimbei. I would too
Good riddance, Thomas. Goodbye, Bebop.
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Butterpototo fond a magic mirror. Rather, it found her. An unknown sponser sent it to her.
"Mirror mirror tell me now, who is the cutest girl of EM?" Butter chanted, staring at her lovely face. The mirror changes, as it showed imsohappy's face. Butter went ":0 :0 HOW DARE YOU! MIRROR MIRROR TELL ME NOW, WHO IS THE CUTEST GIRL OF EM!" It showed happy again. She screeched as she continued. "MIRROR MIRROR TELL ME NOW, where is that imsohappy?" The mirror showed imsohappy's gps coordinates, as butter stalked her down and killed poor innocent happy. "mirror mirror... tell me now....., who is the cutest girl of EM?" the mirror then showed butters' face. she smiled and moved on with her life, as happy was never to be seen again.
Goodbye, happy.
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Arianna cries herself to sleep, obviously scared of the future.
Merlot thinks about winning, weighing the thoughts between life and death and which would feel better.
Melt found an avatar. Finally. He creeped up on the defenseless person whom was asleep. He grabbed the avatar. It was Freds, who already stole it from ballsy. Melt's mind deteriorated into insanity as he killed Fred instantly, without a second doubt.
"Gone too far... gone too far...." Nynite chants, as she lurks through the woods. "Noavis noavis let them be kicked, noavis noavis wow they suck." She walked, with a bloodlust aroma seeping from her body. The second she saw a noavi she charged, killing them. Melt found a final resting place in the ground, nearby Fred's body, as they joined each other in fake avi hell.
Goodbye Fred. Goodbye Melt.
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Thomas was swiftly defeated in a fight with DrPeePee. While a strong fight, DrPeePee prepared to strike him down. "Wait... that smells like Sishen blood" PeePee said, knowing what it smelled like. Thomas nodded. "Oh you killed him lol accept my friend req", sparing him
Melt chases imsohappy, screaming about his soulless life as he goes without a noavi, hoping someone will give him theirs, so he could be whole again.
Cannons were heard in the distance. Goodbye Izzy. Goodbye Ace.
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Night entered sandbox. Roadman cackled from behind his TV, controlling the games from afar.
Melt and theplok share stories about death.
Amelio and Platypops discuss who their favorite heterosexual was
Izzy slowly slipped into sleep, the biggest mistake she would make in her life. She dreamed of herself in a fursuit, as Bebop slipped into the cave she was hiding in quickly ending her life, just another footstep to the ultimate victory.
Meanwhile, Ace was walking upon the woods still being a homosexual. Strutting about, he was mistaken for a heterosexual when a knife came down from above, quickly ending his life. A figure from the woods ran up. "GOD DAMN NO I SCREWED UP" Jimbei shouted in the 3rd person. "I WISH I CAN RESET THIS" (this is my obvious lament right now.)
As everyone collected themselves from the possible thought of death, the first day started.
"Please don't do it.... Thomas." Sishen said, breathing heavily. Thomas stood over him with a wooden bat, ready to kill. Sishen had to accept his fate quickly. "Once a noavi, always a noavi. That's why I'm better then you and I go out with pride." Sishen said as he died. Rip.
Meanwhile, DrPeePee was walking through the woods looking for his first victim. He came across Ace, who was being a homosexual as usual. DrPeePee screamed at the sight of the homo and ran off, off to find some hetero people to prey on.
As Merlot walked through the woods, she hears a scream from above. imsohappy falls from above with a wooden spear, an obvious intent to kill. Merlot purposefully stood still, ready for death, as imsohappy pulls the spear back. "I can't kill you omg let's forget this happen" happy says. "Dammit" Merlot replies, wishing for d e a t h
The Hunger Games was an annual event Roadman hosted to pit sandbox users to the death for Main's sadistic satisfaction. Here came in 24 contestents, all ready to fight to the death.
(Fred was an identify thief)
The podiums rose from the ground, as the twenty four helpless sandbox victims were ready for the battle. For some, this was their nightmare, to others pure satisfaction, and for some it met their deepest desires.
Here are the events of which happened.
butter, theplok, melt, imsohappy, peepee, merlot, arianna and bebop all flee the cornucopia, in fear for their lives, truly scared of the events to come.
Jimbei and Pip alliance with Sishen and Nynite to split some supplies, a true monumental moment between teams to decide to share, something that will surely not backfire in the future.
Ace, a man of a vast amount of intelligence and graduated from harvard, grabbed a backpack not knowing it was empty, which should have been obvious from it's weight.
Fred scares Izzy away with his identity thieving self as he still pretends to be ballsy I guess.
Meanwhile. "I love to die" PissProblems mumbles, obviously in distaste with the game. "Same omg" Alice says. "Meh me too" Discordia said, forgetting her commitment to izzy. Ultra followed along.
