Nothing can be deeper then your obsessions with ban evading
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tl;dr: You'll have a major white meltdown on lobby chat and self-delete because someone called you a cracker
the real version: you've gone the past few years in silence. You've made friends with various users in main lobby and sandbox, forever lurking, forever silent. At one point you'll finally reveal your true nature, as you dox all your friends and stalk them down one by one, stealing all of their cash and maybe virginity if they look good enough. You'll become so infamous the mods will be forced to ban you.
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Damn gurl that was deep
deletedalmost 9 years
You'll spend the next 6 months ban evading wondering if there's a point to it all. You'll be rung to the brink of insanity to the point that you'll start evading your family, friends, and elders in real life in order to fill your ban obsessions. It will consume your life, and you will not come back from the point of no return. I'll miss you.
wow im expecting something that's at least as good as "king cotton"
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expect me to come back stronger :fufu:
deletedalmost 9 years
tl;dr: You're here forever.
the real version: You and bdog are having a nice day. a day like any other. But there was something off about today. bdog was acting strangely quiet. You look at him. He looks back. He meeps. You're like wut. He takes off a mask and reveals himself to be you all along, and you're banned for multi-accounting and leading a double life on epic mafia.
tl;dr: Posting your on chatbox for more attention
the real version: you've seen the fanfics. The writing on the wall. You become a site moderator and use your powers to lead epicmafia into the downturn of the century, causing hundreds of users to quit in disdain. Your fist of justice bans anyone in your path. You were unstoppable, as you took out all the heteros of epic mafia. Until, you took out yourself too. You'll be remembered as a hero, a legend, and a homo of sexual.
tl;dr: You're already banned lol
the real version: no srsly what are you doing here
tl;dr: You're already banned lol
the real version: Suppose that a new dictator came to power. They would target furries, weebs, and nerds. Well, you're all three. Chopper is a furry anime character that's a nerd. Bye <3
deletedalmost 9 years
I was in a middle of a game than the police came (Mod Team) I said "STOP ABUSING YOUR POWRESS" and the just shot me in the heart. Unban date June 1st.
