I was invited to a party at a friend of a friend's house in another state. I knew several people at the party, but not the host. I apparently walked into her house, downed several double shots of 151, and immediately began time travelling. After I completely lost my grip on reality, I decided it would be best if I kept drinking heavily. For the next several hours, I walked around an unfamiliar neighborhood with a friend, climbing onto people's porches and trying on any shoes that had been left outside the door. When the cops came, we did what any rational drunkards would do, spouting off things like "I know my rights, man," and "why don't you calm down, pig." We were both arrested and brought to the jail, but before I could be charged with anything, I vomited profusely all over the police station. Police policy demanded that anyone who puked in custody had to go immediately to the emergency room. I'm pretty sure they never even knew my name before sending me away. I woke up several hours later with alcohol poisoning and dehydration, with my friends standing around my hospital bed waiting for me to regain consciousness. At this point I was still a John Doe, so I pulled out my IV, disconnected myself from some machines, and we all tried to walk out the door unnoticed. It didn't work; I was forced to identify myself and sign papers. I narrowly avoided being charged with public drunkenness and disturbing the peace, but I ended up with a $900 ER bill. I spent the next few miserable hours with a god-sized hangover watching Requiem for a Dream. Bad idea.
human intestines average a combined 25 feet in length while the longest recorded snake, a reticulated python, also reaches this length. perhaps intestines are just really long snakes.
