GREETINGS EPICMAFIA. I AM NARWHAL, THE UNICORN OF THE SEA.

UNDER WILDWHALE'S RECENT DECREE AND AS THE COUSIN OF WILDWALRUS, I AM HERE TO ASSIST IN THE FIGHT AGAINS MOD ABUSE. WE HAVE A LONG WAR AHEAD OF US, BUT IF WE STAND TOGETHER, WE MAY JUST MAKE IT THROUGH.

I THEREFORE DECLARE A CALL TO ARMS, ENCOURAGING ALL OF YOU WILD ANIMALS OUT THEIR TO JOIN US IN OUR MISSION. WE ARE AN ELITE TEAM OF ANTI-CORRUPTION EXPERTS, SO EXPECT GREAT CHANGE TO TAKE PLACE IN THE COMING MONTHS.

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