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We Are Gathered Here Today

almost 10 years

To find Flea a girlfriend or someone that would like to use his face as a piece of furniture.

Perks:

  • has been in a relationship before
  • has been in an EM relationship before (ooo!!!)
  • according to multiple sources he may actually be hot
  • has a good job and you wont have to hook up at his mom's house or at Econo Lodge

Please apply below with your Name, Age, Weight, Photo, and IQ. We will be screening this accordingly.

How hot do you think Flea really is?
5
Hot AF
1
Ugly
1
Average (leaning toward ugly)
1
Average (leaning toward hot)
almost 10 years
NAME: WALRUS.

SEE MY PROFILE FOR A PROFESSIONAL PICTURE I HAD DONE.
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Name: aladrew
Age: 101
Weight: 12kg
Photo: Check the profile pic
IQ: average for a badger
perks: I got like a snake and a mushroom plus like 16 other badgers to play around with
Downsides: I am already happily married to myself,I aint a furry so dont be askin bout that
almost 10 years
not applying just using this opportunity to decrease shitposts

average IQ of ppl posting itt: ~90
my IQ: 135
almost 10 years
Yiff.
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furrys preferred btw
almost 10 years
Name: Not a Catfish
Age: Not a Catfsh
Weight: Not a Catfish
Photo: Hot
IQ: What works for u ;)
almost 10 years

bernin says

Pick me!!!! ;)


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almost 10 years

ling says

Name: Ling
Age: 21
Weight: 175
Photo: I snapped you
IQ: average


No photo was received.
almost 10 years
Pick me!!!! ;)
almost 10 years
Name: Ling
Age: 21
Weight: 175
Photo: I snapped you
IQ: average