When you kick a player from a game you host, normally the player is being kicked because they are a bad sport. If you are the bad sport, you won't find this documentation very interesting. There is two ways to kick a player, each with their own cause and effect. The first way to kick a player is to kick the player. This method is effective in kicking the player, but, not effective in keeping them from coming back on an alt.

The next method after years of research

is the "You can leave now or I'll kick you when we have enough players" method. How does this work?

Well first I noticed that when I was kicking players from my games, normally all their friends leave because they can't play a game with their bad sport friend. This makes the game take longer to fill, that is about the only draw back, however, to keep things efficient with less draw back, you do it with three simple steps.

Step 1. "If you leave now I won't have to kick you when we get enough players"

Ironically they will know exactly who you are talking to.

Step 2. After they leave, simply say "Lol, It's just a prank bro"

Step 3. ??? Profit