imagine if you were a virgin irl but got hooker on epicmafia and then when you lost your virginity the next time you played epicmafia you got virgin... Imagine how you would feel... Would you feel like a fool? No, you would feel like there was a voodoo in EM stalking you, pulling the strings like a ventriloquist behind the scenes. You'd get paranoid and superstitious, running to an oracle who would reveal that the people you suspect of plotting against you are merely villagers of this community and you are nothing more than a wannabe paranoid cop hunting and framing these people like they're a cult of Freemasons and you nothing more than a traitorous governor turned wicked by a Yakuza. You get angry at the oracle, who is this uneducated miller to talk to a high priestess like you that way? So what if your hymen has been stretched? So what if you loved it huh?! Who is EM to use roles to tease you about it? You grow angry and loathsome towards the establishment, like an anarchist with killer tendencies. You filthy little treestump, we know how you love big wood to make you feel tiny. Psychopathic little actress thinking you're psychic and know more than all these gamethrowing amnesiacs around you. Putrid little wannabe lawyers, talking lies all day long like it's a game or something. My god, imagine if they tried to trap you and silence you, you'd show those uptight grannies, grab a bomb and goes kamikaze terrorist on their leader. Prettied up celebrities acting like they own the place, they show you a role like that after you get laid... Who in the name of the father God do they think they are? You grab those turncoat masterminds and show them who the real survivor is. You teach those arrogant illusionists who the saboteur of all their naivety is. They're lazy, confused jailers and you a ghoulish politician, working your way up the food chain. Who needs to break out of prison like a ninja when you run the joint?
