Crying on the inside but also the outside and in between.

A fun way to spend the afternoon is sitting on a bus.

It's almost like I am really in Boston

I hate tour buses.

Germatron says

Im your typical duck tour customer

You are not allowed to be in here.

any more violations of the boston tour bus policy and you will receive a forum suspension mister tron

Im your typical duck tour customer

Please do not participate in this thread, Germatron.

QUACK

It's still raining outside the building that I am in.

Wow! Look at that tall building!

If you need to use the bathroom then there are plenty of good places for you to do that in the city, which you are experiencing from your seat in my bus/boat.

Wow! Amazing! I just love the city. You're sitting in my bus that's also a boat experiencing the city of Boston with your eyes while I tell you facts about the city in a funny and/or quirky way.

There are many bathrooms in Boston.

Meanwhile it's snowing here.

excuse me sir, i need to use the bathroom

I haven't shaved in days.

I'm a Boston Duck Tours tour guide. We're driving on the roads with a car that's also a boat. We're on the roads now driving through the city. Hold on!! We got a red light. We have to wait until it's green. We're stopping now in front of the crosswalk at a city intersection. On your right is a building. On your left, another building. Soon we are going to go in the river and drive the car/boat to a different part.