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Unlike most other priests, I also do same-sex marriages! There are very few restrictions for the wedding; 1) I must be allowed to stay at your wedding party

2) The only fee you pay is my lunch (Usually Dominos, Subway, Whataburger, or Taco Bell). Although, tips are allowed.

3) People getting married must not be currently married with other people at the time of my appointment

4) Applicants of poor hygiene and severe body odor will be turned away

I also supply condoms, comedic relief, as well as the good times. Express any questions or concerns in the posts, if you have any!