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ATTENTION ALL WAPANESES!

Plan on moving to Japan after you finish [INSERT EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION HERE]? Get called otaku a lot? Have an impressive number of waifus? If your answer was 'yes' to at least one of these questions, this competition is for you.

From writing haikus and translating English to Weeb, to naming all the different characters only a true weeb would know, this competition shall test your abilities and answer the question that has been bothering us for so long: who is the ultimate weeb of sandbox?

Without further ado, sa hajimemashou ka!

P.S. You can sign up for this until March 20th. If anyone would like to help in organizing this, please PM me.

Will you participate in the Weeb Off?
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Hai (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
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I am trash
Get out scum!

OUT OUT OUT

GET EM OUT
over 8 years
i nominate alicetama
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Also I just realised it was supposed to be spelt as 'Weeb out' originally (hence the wiibu otto) but due to an oversight it is the way it is.
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it's 大丈夫 not だいじょうぶ
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OHMYGOD YOU'RE RIGHT
over 8 years
your picture says "weeb ott," not "weeb off". any TRUE otaku-sama would know it's spelled ウィーブオフ, baka.

i would join but me and my 3 waifu pillows are 本気で moving to japan in 11 days so i might not be around.
over 8 years
HOW DO YOU JOIN THIS!?!?!!? DO I PM U??!?!?
over 8 years
私の名前はケンさまです。
私は27歳のアメリカ人のオタク(あなた外人のためのアニメファン)です。私はタブレット上でアニメやマンガを描き、そして私の芸術を完成し、日本の優れたゲームをプレイし、私の日を過ごします。 (魔界戦記ディスガイア、ファイナルファンタジー、ペルソナシリーズ)
私はそれが千回を折り​​重ね、そして地球上の他の武器に比べて非常に優れていたので、この優れた武器はスチールを通じて、クリーンカットすることができ、毎日私の刀で訓練します。私は2年前に私の剣のライセンスを獲得した、と私は毎日良くなってきました。
私は、流暢に漢字と大阪弁の両方を日本語を話し、そして私も流暢に書きます。私は100%をたどる日本の歴史とその武士道コードについてのすべてを知っています、
私は日本のビザを取得すると、私は彼らの壮大な文化についての詳細を学ぶために名門高校に出席するために東京に移動しています。私はスタジオジブリやゲームデザイナーのためのアニメーターになることを願って!
私は町の周り着用いくつかの着物を、所有しています。私は日本に移動する前にそれらを身に着けているに慣れたいので、私は容易に収めることができます。私は私の長老たちや先輩に屈すると、私はできる限り頻繁に日本語を話すが、まれに誰もが応答するように管理していないん。
私は日本での幸運を祈って!
over 8 years
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
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I know who :O I-it's Chaika :3
over 8 years
Remove this thread.
over 8 years
だいじょうぶ
over 8 years

minigun says

台湾第一~~~~desu!!!!


That isn't even japanese
over 8 years
ohaiyo ^u^ ^u^ ^U^!!!!
over 8 years
kirito kirito
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weeb off sounds like bug spray but for weebs. i'll buy it
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This is a really hard question :/

sadly it's not me ;-;
over 8 years
easy win for the doomster
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台湾第一~~~~desu!!!!
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over 8 years
lmao weeb
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no... just no
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Ni Hao weebaloos. Do you think you're more kawaii desu~ than me? I'll one-punch you all out of the competition.