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MafiaGod Retired

almost 10 years

On this day March the 7th, 2016, as promised earlier this year, I have retired the MafiaGod account. My first game was in July of 2008 as JRW from Facebook Mafia which ended during the summer of 2009, when I really started playing EpicMafia. I was taught by FlyBriGuy Brian W. I was invited to play by Sam U. and Kristen from Australia. It could have been in December of 2007 when I played my first game.

It is history from there. You can read more about this on my profile page. I have spoken with other people about other things and will be around on a new profile from time to time. If my service is needed in other ways I will dedicate myself to those opportunities as they happen. Here-forth, forevermore, a scored game will never be played on this profile again.

Godhaffening ~ MG

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Slowbro says


MafiaGod says

& Godhaffening wasn't originally me, shouting it back out there to the guy who started on FBMafia. Godhaffening is that guy with the joker avi, Diabolik maybe, I once asked him what it meant and he said ...


skillz was actually god this whole time


im god
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Happy trails pal, thanks for EMO and for everything else you brought to EpicMafia and the game of Mafia itself.
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Wow really? thank you for games.
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Nothing of value was lost.
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So when will we expect you again? ;)
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MafiaGod says

& Godhaffening wasn't originally me, shouting it back out there to the guy who started on FBMafia. Godhaffening is that guy with the joker avi, Diabolik maybe, I once asked him what it meant and he said ...


skillz was actually god this whole time
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DonaarMyastan says

Why are you retiring the account if you're gonna be popping on from time to time anyway?


the same reason everyone else does, to look like you aren't invested in the site as much as you are
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has there ever been an EM player who retired and actually left
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you'll be back, they always do
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MG don't!

I understand there can be reasons to "retire", but there are reasons enough to stay. Don't leave EM, don't leave us.
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omg no!
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lmao.
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Why are you retiring the account if you're gonna be popping on from time to time anyway?
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& Godhaffening wasn't originally me, shouting it back out there to the guy who started on FBMafia. Godhaffening is that guy with the joker avi, Diabolik maybe, I once asked him what it meant and he said ...
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Aw that's sad news! See ya bud.
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All the numbers aside I will still miss you.

Goodbye.
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The most impressive achievement you got was that even after 257 k points you still havent learnt how to properly scumhunt.

Jk cya nerd.
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So since mafiaGod is leaving let's do some math.

Mafia god played more then 7600 ranked games

Each game lasts around let's say 7 minutes(a little more possibly but whatever)

7600 * 7 = 53200minutes = 887 hours = 37 days

Let's add some unranked games to the mix. Let's say 1000 of them and 5 minutes. Also making all the EMO threads, looking for his family, playing on alts. Let's say 24 hours. All adds up to another 4 days.

That's not all let's remember all the mentoring, forum gamemaking and EMO etc

This all adds up I think at least another 10 days.

So it all makes to 50 days.

So this means if we take a person, hook him to a lifesupport machine and make him play EM for 50 days, without doing anything else he would waste as much time as MafiaGod.

Of course I am not counting that there goes time to make a new game or wait for an open one. So he had to play in a row.

But wait let's actually add 8 hours of sleep,2 hours of eating and going to toilet. Makes it 85 days of EM playing.

That means if that mafiagod basicly wasted 100 days on Epicmafia. And if someone were to reach his skill he would have to stay in front of his computer for 3 months, with minimal eating and sleeping, not waiting for games to fill, and playing the games in a row with no time to relax.

So we have something to do this summer.


Spoiler
but hey it's just a theory



Spoiler
A EM theory
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Wait.. godhaffening is mafiagod?
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8 years of life you never gonna get back
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Fam, we will miss the legend that once made epicmafia great.
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Same bat channel?
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See you next week!