like I went to the theatre and went inside the stall because I had pee really bad and the stall's toilet seat was left up and me >ok.jpg and it had crab leg butter smeared all over it so I let out a yelp accidentally because I had snuck into the theatre to watch the new movie batman versus superman and like the theatre guards came in and they asked for my couples license and I said I left them in my helicopter pants and they put me in the theatre shower and I heard Deadpool playing said I let out a, "GO BACK TO REDDIT DUMB FROG POSTER!!" scream and they tazed me