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I'm so beautiful it hurts

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People are so obsessed with me because I'm beautiful

Every time I'm mafia, my mafia partner wants to have sex with me at mafia meeting. Of course I say no because I have standards. They are as the following :

  • You can't be black
  • You can't be a bear
  • You can't be a black bear
  • Your needs to be over 6 inches but no more than 7
  • You need to be aged 21-26 or 65+
  • You need to sign my contract saying I can have your life after I ride you

okay so if there are any candidates , please comment below. My legs are open more than mcdonalds so yeah. shoutout to all the gals in the world who aren't as beautiful as me.

Do you like Black bears? (I pick no)
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yes
1
no
almost 9 years
Ugh these topics you make are annoying.
deletedalmost 9 years
minimum size is 30 cm
almost 9 years