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PAM CULT

deletedalmost 9 years

So I f'up and made the thread on my alt.

I will add those who participated here.

Pam Cult

We are currently recruiting members for our cult. If you would like to apply please fill out this application:

Name:

Age:

Are you hot or nah?:

Why are Pams the best?:

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):

Why should the Pams pick you?

Who is your current bae?

@PAMDA we got this

OUR FIRST REPORT AGAINST THE CULT

https://epicmafia.com/report/168431

codeslicer
almost 9 years
Name: Captain codeslicer

Age: 47

Are you hot or nah?: 9.95/10

Why are Pams the best?: because pamda and pamella anderson

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: :doge:

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):
Yes.
Why should the Pams pick you?
I'm funny.
Who is your current bae? She left me because I forgot to water her
deletedalmost 9 years
We need a lawyer.
https://epicmafia.com/report/168431
Thanks.
deletedalmost 9 years

Kronk says



Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: $10 an hour



I like that. Fair enough.
Accepted.
PonyLove
almost 9 years
Name: Pony

Age: Not old

Are you hot or nah?: yep

Why are Pams the best?: Cause there's 2 of them, and they're offering cookies and pizza

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: no, considering there's 2 pams and 1 of me

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): yes

Why should the Pams pick you? Pony starts with a P, just like pam

Who is your current bae? Me
Kronk
almost 9 years
Name: Kronk

Age: 32

Are you hot or nah?: You already know

Why are Pams the best?: because no one else claims to be the best

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: $10 an hour

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): Yes

Why should the Pams pick you? Because Kronk is cool, sometimes.

Who is your current bae? Yzma
deletedalmost 9 years
And spiked punch,

Not the one that kills you but the stuff thats gets u darunk
deletedalmost 9 years

Bigpock says

Ill make pizza and cookies!

But holy moly no cheese pizza, gotta have toppings


pepperoni pls
deletedalmost 9 years

rvpp says

Name: egg

Age: 17

Are you hot or nah?: ye only on mondays tho

Why are Pams the best?: They speak Spanish to each other while I'm on call with them

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: only if u spelt honour correctly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): ye

Why should the Pams pick you? so we can av a giggle

Who is your current bae? mick


come tetas.
deletedalmost 9 years

Eshbd says


Why are Pams the best?:

Benjamin's are better

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

They should probably be giving their bodies to me




PSHHHH, WHAT IS WITH THIS CONFIDENCE
rvpp
almost 9 years
Name: egg

Age: 17

Are you hot or nah?: ye only on mondays tho

Why are Pams the best?: They speak Spanish to each other while I'm on call with them

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: only if u spelt honour correctly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): ye

Why should the Pams pick you? so we can av a giggle

Who is your current bae? mick
deletedalmost 9 years

Bigpock says

Ill make pizza and cookies!

But holy moly no cheese pizza, gotta have toppings


Pepperoni and cheese please.
deletedalmost 9 years

Escurai says

Is this a family or just a whacky cult


This is the best cult. The Pam Cult.
deletedalmost 9 years

Eshbd says

Name:

Benjamin

Age:

Undisclosed

Are you hot or nah?:

naa

Why are Pams the best?:

Benjamin's are better

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

They should probably be giving their bodies to me

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):

Sounds legit, though netflix and chill sounds better

Why should the Pams pick you?

A better question is, why should I pick the Pam's?

Who is your current bae?

Life is bae.



I won't give you my body. Sorry.

You can actually create a Ben's cult with satan.

Pce :3
deletedalmost 9 years
Ill make pizza and cookies!

But holy moly no cheese pizza, gotta have toppings
deletedalmost 9 years
Name:

Benjamin

Age:

Undisclosed

Are you hot or nah?:

naa

Why are Pams the best?:

Benjamin's are better

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

They should probably be giving their bodies to me

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):

Sounds legit, though netflix and chill sounds better

Why should the Pams pick you?

A better question is, why should I pick the Pam's?

Who is your current bae?

Life is bae.
Satan
almost 9 years

pamda says


Satan says


pamda says


Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.


definitely no if thats the case


what if I bake them? :3


then yes
Escurai
almost 9 years
Is this a family or just a whacky cult
deletedalmost 9 years

Gerry says

Pam Cult
We are currently recruiting members for our cult. If you would like to apply please fill out this application:

Name: Gerry

Age: Old enough to party

Are you hot or nah?: yah

Why are Pams the best?: idk i seen u both in games ur cool

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: no not rly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): yea

Why should the Pams pick you? im good with memes

Who is your current bae? chipotle


Accepted. We'll need a mod in our pam cult. Just in case.
Gerry
almost 9 years
Pam Cult
We are currently recruiting members for our cult. If you would like to apply please fill out this application:

Name: Gerry

Age: Old enough to party

Are you hot or nah?: yah

Why are Pams the best?: idk i seen u both in games ur cool

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: no not rly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): yea

Why should the Pams pick you? im good with memes

Who is your current bae? chipotle
deletedalmost 9 years

yachi says

pizza?


I'd add yachi to the cult. She'll buy pizza for us.
deletedalmost 9 years

Satan says


pamda says


Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.


definitely no if thats the case


what if I bake them? :3
yachi
almost 9 years
pizza?
Satan
almost 9 years

pamda says


Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.


definitely no if thats the case
deletedalmost 9 years

Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.
PonyLove
almost 9 years
Should I join this cult? hmmm...