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I'm gonna be around for a bit and I haven't talked to you all in a while. Ask if you so wish.

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Hibiki says

are u not scared of getting poo on ur nuts???


how big are your balls
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test
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NEW QUESTION FOR EVERYONE:

DO YOU LIFT YOUR LEG TO WIPE (if so which leg)? OR DO YOU STAND UP?
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I've always wiped back to front and I've never gotten anything dirty
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is that grounds for a bad posting violation neptune
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vilden says

lmfao i'm eating lunch man



Giga13 says

read at your own friggin' risk


don't be silly, we all know you chose to wait to read it while you were eating so that you could play around with the food in your mouth while reading it
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giga what the
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quality Poo Post
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lmfao i'm eating lunch man
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literal poop posting
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if i explained how i wiped no one would make it out of this thread alive

read at your own friggin' risk


Spoiler
basically when you have a hairy *** like mine, sometimes poo bits cling to the *** hair and you gotta get them off without smothering it all over your asscheeks. in order to do this, i wipe front to back so that they drop peacefully and gracefully into the toilet. once they're gone then i do front to back. after it looks clean front to back, i go front to back to front and usually there is some more poo hiding there somehow. i do this until there's no left, then go front to back to check if i missed anything, then i'm done
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i don't wipe lol, i get my boyfriend to lick it all off
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i wipe front to back normally but in the southern hemisphere i go back to front
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vilden says

do you ask everyone you meet which direction they wipe


i actually assume everyone front-to-backs
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rutab says

Who the heck wips front to back


thats a rly gross habit u need to change
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are u not scared of getting poo on ur nuts???
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do you ask everyone you meet which direction they wipe
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rutab i think you're the first person i've ever known to wipe back to front
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I'm not a girl
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rutab says

Who the heck wips front to back


Every girl ever unless ur a disgusting person
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It is my belief that if you give up your right to improve security, you'll lose both, and deserve neither
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BillStickers says

yeah but what if a bank robber shows up

how am i gonna be the hero if i dont have a gun


buy a musket
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yeah but what if a bank robber shows up

how am i gonna be the hero if i dont have a gun
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The Second Amendment doesn't grant individuals the right to own modern firearms.
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I've actually answered the question before though, I think

I'm a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment

Also yeah harodihg I meant answer