at least that's not as as bad as making the genie say this:



what would even happen i wonder

OhLookACat says

screw extra wishes i've got something Much More Ambitious


1) make whatever statement I make you tell me absolutely true.

2) Tell me the following statement:



3) Now watch in horror as i make the universe my plaything :doge:

my first wish is that your wishes get cancelled :3

1) 3.8 billion dollars USD.

2) No one will question said money.

3) That no one else's wishes, other than my own, come true.

screw extra wishes i've got something Much More Ambitious


1) make whatever statement I make you tell me absolutely true.

2) Tell me the following statement:



3) Now watch in horror as i make the universe my plaything :doge:

1. I wish for Pokemon to be real

2. I wish for Playstation to die

3. I wish for Xbox to die

1. i want to have clear skin FOREVER
2. and no longer be allergic to anything
3. and i want to have the ability to psychically know exactly how to cheer up whoever i meet

1) Being able to see everything that ever happened or will happen and being able to influence it (basically omnipotence)
2) Not needing to eat, but being able to anyway without any metabolic issues
3) The ability to create/become/control anything online or in a video game

so basically I'm that one lame person that wishes for 'ultimate power'

1. physically be my preferred gender
2. no more lgbt+-phobia in the world
3. no more racism in the world

done and done

:0
1. to actually keep some of the friends i've made here
2. superpowers!!! like time related
3. to get my grades up this junior year :0

1. get into a good college!!!
2. stop getting embarrassed so easily >/////<
3. for SEGA to make a legitimately good game with an actual backstory for Silver god knows they'd need a genie for that to happen

1. remove all student loans from everyone. woosh. they're gone!!
2. to always have just the right amount of money in my pockets when i need them =)
3.to give my relatives what they need for the rest of their lives

edit: actually replace one of those with 'scouting probability in llsif honor school scouting for me to be 70% sr 20%ur and 10% r'

1.for blister to stop making bad posts
2.they are really bad
3.dang

1. My boy ixmike88 to win a LAN
2. Associate not to get any cheesecake
3. The ability to blow things up by staring at them and thinking really hard

UHH MORE TIME TO THINK LOL I JUST CANT CHOOSE

FK I DONT KNOW

1. A working Endo-Sym armor connected to me without harmful physical consequences that I automatically know how to control.
2. My top 8 most wanted get in Smash 4 anyway.
3. Stark/ Banner tier intelligence.

1. cheesecake
2. Cheesecake
3. a chain of 17 successful bakeries.

1. please
2. kill
3. me

1. Every book I choose to read I find to be a great book.
2. The ability to never get hungover.
3. For all showers I use to be really hot, even if someone's taken a shower right before me.

1. remove the "unoriginal heck" clause
2. infinite wishes

i just beat the system

1. Gold 5
2. 7k MMR
3. undertale

3. a pOnOO
2. death note
1. Ability to stop time for unlimited amount of time by saying "ZA WARUDOOOO"

if this is anything like bgo once i make a wish i'll get sent back 12 spaces by the genie for no reason

1. Delete account

2. Exterminate Sandbox

3. Shut down epicmafia