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i dumped my boyfriend today

about 10 years

because he looks just like the bad guy in the new star wars movie

at first i was like wow this guy is evil but hes also kinda hot cuz hes badass then when he took off his mask literally everyone in the theater laughed because of how big of a dork he looked like. i was actually squirming in my seat because of how embarrassed i was from how similar in appearance he was to my boyfriend and i honestly don't want to be seen dating "that dorky character from star wars" and be the blunt of endless jokes at the new year parties so as soon as the movie ended and we were outside i ended it then and there

otherwise the movie was okay i guess it was kind of racist because if the black guy was white you know he'd have made out with the girl but since he's black i guess they didnt do it because it would've offended people or smthign

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I was lost in a deep dream imagining us cuddling on a blanket watching the sunset planning our lives together when the words, "league of legends" came stumbling out of your mouth and brought me back to this dreary reality....
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harodihg says

I was top 5 in NA in Dota for a bit Krystal, are you swooning yet?


im a league girl :/
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this is a valid reason
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I was top 5 in NA in Dota for a bit Krystal, are you swooning yet?
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floor can i have your autograph
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Thats up. If he was your hubby would you have divorced him ;)
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You're first choice Krystal, don't listen to anyone else they're just jealous
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i dumped my boyfriend today...

he just wasnt fit enough so i had to throw him away
id thought about it for a while and now i can say
it was a good decision

but now im up all day and night
thinking who to get with and who will be right
should i get with Chad? He knows how to play DOTA
i like a man that can learn a MOBA
but thinking again, he aint got nothing for me
I'm a 5k mmr playa, while he's 2k scrubee
it was a good decision

ditchin the Chad I looked for someone else
I could Tod, i hear he's got a big rod
and he's into anime, i think thats cool
I like to watch some ping pong too
I asked him if he'd seen it himself
then he scoffed and said im an entry level elf
fu.ck Tod, watches little girl cartoons
i decided to never again call that fool
it was a good decision

now here i am, alone but strong
out of playboys to choose from
maybe i should go back to Tom
but Tom was weak so I can't do that
I'll never date a man that likes Titanic
it was a good decision
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wassup
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peach says

back off bro krystal is mine


<3 forever and ever my peach cobbler :}
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harodihg says

Okay skrew you then mother fudger!!!!
Wsup Krystal :)


wow second choice r00d
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.....Anthony....?
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back off bro krystal is mine
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Okay skrew you then mother fudger!!!!
Wsup Krystal :)
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what did you get him for christmas?
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Juneau.....
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adam driver looks like a dam ostrich lol good choice
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What are your thoughts on being lesbian?
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error says

"the blunt of endless jokes" sounds like a blunt i would like to smoke


reported enjoy ur ban
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hit me up juneau :D
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"the blunt of endless jokes" sounds like a blunt i would like to smoke
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Can I be your boyfriend now then Juneau?
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ebabe
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hey juneau's ex you sound hot so if you're reading this, i am prettier than juneau and will date you on the internet