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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

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So...there were these 2 elves named Perky Pickle-Pants and Pinky Sugar-Socks. They were doing the usual elf stuff for Santa at the North Pole Elf Factory on Christmas Eve...


almost 9 years
Pinky screams as well, she rushed to the chimy to attemt to jomp. But her tiny legs prevents her from doing it "....." she tried to spoke.

"Did you lost your voice?"

She nods which perky translate to 'mnn,yeah....."

Sudenly they hear singing, lots of singing. Its wasnt christmasy .

"What the frosty? Did santa stole...its a small word dolls"

Pinky walks twords the tree and jumps back as the dolls starts moving.

"Lets get out of here! FOR THE LOVE OF MEMES"
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"Hey Pinky," Perky added the final touches to the wrapping for a present, after taking a peek at the contents (It was a book called 'Memes and Butts, the Collection.' with a special feature on John Cena).

"mm...yeah?" Pinky had just finished writing the note for a doll that looked like...John Cena.

"That's the difference between memes and butts?" Perky climbed the staircase of presents and placed it right on the top.

"mm...yeah?" Pinky found a gap on the staircase and placed the present right there.

"So, I was thinking...The difference is..." Perky was jumping down when his foot was caught by the John Cena doll's hand. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" the doll's voice reverbrated throughout the factory. Perky found himself being thrown into the pile of presents.

"mm....yeah?" Pinky looked around for Perky, and decided to jump into the pile of presents.

With the Butterfly stroke, Pinky swam through the sea of presents, when she found an elf-shaped leg and began to pull.

Both elves heard a shout outside.

"ALRIGHT, THEY'RE ALL DONE. LOAD EM UP."

**minutes later**

Both Perky and Pinky found themselves crashing around inside the pile of presents.

"...It's over 9000!!!" Perky shouted as he read the readings on the scouter.

"...mm, yeah!" Pinky screamed.

"HO-HO-HO-" Santa yelled as he crashed into the next house. Both Perky and Pinky found themselves landing into Santa's sack full of gifts.

"...ly shet" Santa climbed down the chimney, dazed.

Santa unloaded the packages below the Christmas Tree and dashed to the milk and cookies on the table nearby to devour them. He did not notice the two elves lying dazed among the presents as he farted up the chimney as a result of indigestion from eating too fast.

"S-SANTA WAIT!" Perky screamed...a bit too late.