almost 9 years

well, about 3 months ago i told an EM user over skype that i was in line to inherit about 11.2 million dollars from my perverted uncle who molested me as a kid

after a good lengthy amount of legal stuff and signing papers and waiting for those papers to process, it's official; i'm the richest person on epicmafia. i somewhat jokingly promised the said EM user that if it did come to pass that i would inherit any money from said uncle, i would give them 0.01% of whatever amount i get, but since they don't use EM anymore and haven't responded to my message on skype for about a week and a half, i'm offering that 0.01% to someone random who posts in this thread instead.

to be eligible you just have to post something nice about somebody ITT. it doesnt even have to be about me but i do feel nice and fuzzy inside when someone says nice things about me :)

and merry christmas!

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with my $1120 id buy each letter of the alphabet username on the site

oh and blister is sometimes ok i guess
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i just think ur like rly pretty n stuff : 3 IM NOT OBJECTIFIYNG U I SWEAR.....
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almost 9 years
my buddy loves you
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I love you juneau
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your uncle seems nice for leaving you 11.2 million dollars