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how to be a pretend anime girl

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1) pick an anime girl from Dreamwidth or Tumblr. (just search anime icons)

1a.) Use any song from Artzie Music, Majestic Casual, or Soundcloud. Make sure it's very poppy and something that sounds like it could come from Urban Outfitters.

1b.) Search "pastel background" in google and use any background that you find, but make sure it's girly. You may also use a single color background, but make sure it is warm and light colors

1c.) Have your bio be a sentimental quote, or a picture with no overbearing context beyond 'hey look here's a flower in my profile so im a girl'. My suggestion is to search "pixelated (object)" in google for the heightened effect.

2) if you're straight like me, let the guy know right away that watashi only interested in anime or other weeaboo merchandise, like figures. otherwise itll get too weird

3) when he asks to skype voice call, don't say your mic is broken. that's stupid. who doesn't have a mic? say that you're playing love live or watching anime

4) last step and only step you really have to follow: set your profile to female and just tell ppl ur a cute anime girl and they'll believe u. the fantasy of talking to an anime girl is too good that guys will just ignore their gut telling them that they're talking to a guy ^_^

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bump incase i need this again
almost 9 years
Next teach us how to cross dress.

Then how to catfish.
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same
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I wish the world would end.
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Sonrio says

i just realized retti said "girly" mods please ban this digusting mysoginst


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JDuyn3C7O6
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How'd I do?
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i just realized retti said "girly" mods please ban this digusting mysoginst
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you should make an ebook about this, and sell it on kindle.
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watashi think this thread is not sugoi
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Hibiki says


Tucker says


Hibiki says

the people negging this thread are just mad they got outed as male


Your GF's negging it.


wow it's almost like that was the joke


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Tucker says


Hibiki says

the people negging this thread are just mad they got outed as male


Your GF's negging it.


wow it's almost like that was the joke
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thanks retti!
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a parody of yourself, postirony
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#throwbackThursday to when mist was a weeb parody account.
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Retti says


Sonrio says

all u have to do is have the username of said anime girl and youre done


No, you have to make your username some sort of noun like "dream" or "star" or "wonderous" just something that isn't actually a name and make sure it's lowercase


incorrectly plural nouns work too i.e. narutos, lovelives, teddansons
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Retti says


Sonrio says

all u have to do is have the username of said anime girl and youre done


No, you have to make your username some sort of noun like "dream" or "star" or "wonderous" just something that isn't actually a name and make sure it's all lowercase


Sounds about right.
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Another hint: you don't even have to watch anime or care about anime to do this. Most of the other people with anime related avis don't even watch anime in the first place so they can't tell if you watch it or not.
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Sonrio says

all u have to do is have the username of said anime girl and youre done


No, you have to make your username some sort of noun like "dream" or "star" or "wonderous" just something that isn't actually a name and make sure it's all lowercase
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all u have to do is have the username of said anime girl and youre done
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Hibiki says

the people negging this thread are just mad they got outed as male


Your GF's negging it.
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@ me next time
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I don't get it.
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This is pretty ironic that people disliked this thread can't deny the truth.lol
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honestly i thought this was a real topic about pretending to be an anime girl

i didn't read the op