No, no the fk they weren't.

Man those were the best of times...

Honestly we can do without:

thats what i did

Mura says

i don't even have to get laid i just want to see one again

Just get an oculus 3d girls are a thing of the past and a fleshlight or a cucumber

you know what em needs? a posts count so that way i can see how cool people are.

i'm sure somebody has asked for this too, get on it 3 admins

I'll put on a wig and tuck my between my legs on cam for you if you'd like Mura....

-dihg

so whats good around here

i don't even have to get laid i just want to see one again

please teach me how to get laid it's all i want in life is to know what a girl is like

Gerry says

nothing more important than epicmafia.com politics, am i right?

Whether the mods have gotten laid or not is more important tbh. Muras comment has me stumped though i dont know what to say to him.

Same Mura, same......

-dihg

Fam says

All the male mods have never felt the touch of a woman except for gerry and he's a weeb. This says a lot about our modding staff

weeb squad

nothing more important than epicmafia.com politics, am i right?

Fam says

All the male mods have never felt the touch of a woman except for gerry

When I was in first grade, I saw a girl on the playground. She smiled at me like no one else ever had, not even my own mother. I asked her to be my girlfriend that day in class in between gulps of Elmer's Glue. She said I was gross and not to talk to her again.

In fifth grade, after my earlier trauma, I finally said hi to a girl I made eye contact with a few times in class while we were at lunch. I started talking to her regularly because I just wanted to get to know her. One day I overheard her talking to her friends about me, and she said I weirded her out and she was only talking to me to be nice.

When I was a sophomore in high school, this one girl I had mutual friends with finally seemed to care about me as a person. Whenever we had a group hangout, she sometimes sat by me and always included me in every conversation. Sometimes she smiled at me like the girl in first grade did. She even posted "Happy Birthday" on my Facebook wall. One day we were all at the movies, me, a bunch of my friends, and her and I decided to make a move. I started to put my arm around her but she moved. I guess she was just uncomfortable. When I thought we were at a romantic part of the movie I leaned in to kiss her and she told me she was sorry but she didn't feel that way about me and to please stop. I was so crushed I screamed in the middle of the theater and ran into the restroom and cried until my mom came and picked me up.

All this time I was just being nice to girls and getting to know them and they just turned their back on me and made me out to be some sort of creep and I haven't ever touched a girl since sophomore year and I only talk to them when I have to because I'm buying stuff at the store and I'm just so afraid of girls.

Please god I just want someone to love me...

We need a representative of a normal straight male, i'm feeling oppressed

Watch out Fam you're just putting a target on your back

-dihg

Nice burn, "Fam".

All the male mods have never felt the touch of a woman except for gerry and he's a weeb. This says a lot about our modding staff

sorry, it's just the facts of life

I thought we were tite sims smh tbqh

-dihg

i'm not a man, i'm a myn

men other than me suck

Slowbro says

Germatron says

Tucker says

Wow... there isn't a single man on the entire moderator team.

not really, but the only men are male-apologists

i'm sorry for other men

dont let your guilt bring you down

Germatron says

Tucker says

Wow... there isn't a single man on the entire moderator team.

not really, but the only men are male-apologists

i'm sorry for other men