And also, any moderators just tuning in. I've just received notice that someoen paid tokens (with real-life money) to delete my Eloquence account. Please take it back from them so I can keep it safely stored in my stash.
The latter. I do not flirt with Internet strangers because I have the utmost sense of propriety. In fact, I do not flirt with anyone at all. I have never kissed a boy or girl.