In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.

“Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that haters gonna hate.”

He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that.

I want to go out on a date with Yuuka!

We're all infected with multiple strains of AIDS and didn't want to risk you getting infected.

we kicked you from games because we can't kick you from life