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girlfriend application

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criteria: be a girl. that's it. just a girl. im tired of charming the living hell out of a lady only to reach for their groin to find they have a 9 inch d.ick. help me out here

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it's true ,,,,
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W56FMXJhHw

this is me actually
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i told her she sounds almost identical to sweet but she adamantly denies it.
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If I had to take a guess I'd say that's peach.
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Blister says


eris says


Blister says

i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...


I'm sorry would've been here sooner but we were busy having a highly involved conversation about hands on throats.


question: would you be able to tell http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azYXOMGot8 is not sweetnkind's voice


it's not high pitched or whiny enough to be sweets.
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eris says


Blister says

i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...


I'm sorry would've been here sooner but we were busy having a highly involved conversation about hands on throats.


question: would you be able to tell http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azYXOMGot8 is not sweetnkind's voice
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Blister says

i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...


I'm sorry would've been here sooner but we were busy having a highly involved conversation about hands on throats.
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girlfriend application27
Blister18h 2m


about 18 hours
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i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...
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blister what's your favorite d

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size
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Blister says

a 9 inch d.ick.


would a smaller d

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be acceptable though
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blister aim high!!!
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I'll be your girlfriend blister, I've learned the tricks of the trade from nanita
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peach says

@ me next time B*tch .....


hey babe.. wanna apply...
peach
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@ me next time B*tch .....
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i have the ( . Y . ) so i would like to apply
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Blister says


Stragger says

Boooo


hey how's it going


Moderately decent
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Stragger says

Boooo


hey how's it going
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Boooo
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twist says

blister bby i thought we had something


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs

there is always a suitable spongebob reference for every occasion
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blister x twister
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blister bby i thought we had something
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So having a cooch is the criteria, not being a girl.
Zephyr
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LMAO. You could go out? Meet girls. O.o
hima
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im gay