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Boyfriend Application

Lycii
almost 9 years

Name?

Age?

How tall are you?

Hair color?

Puppies or kittens?

Favorite type of music?

Favorite movie?

Favorite song?

Favorite color?

Can you pronounce my first name?

Do you have any piercings/tattoos?

ARE YOU A WEEB?

Will you love me forever?

Comment or PM.

Anna
almost 9 years

Devante says


TheOnlyJazznation1 says

pics or you're a man



vilden says

still a man even w/ pics


funniest part of this thread


I'm glad we can both agree that sexual harassment is hilarious.
RIPBillyMays
almost 9 years
Name: Billy Mays

P____ Size: 13

P____ Color: Rainbow

P____ Taste: Skittles

P____ Shape: Figure 8

Cats or Dogs: Whichever one lets us netflix and chill in peace.
pohohate
almost 9 years
This is frickin rigged John Cena always wins
Lycii
almost 9 years

Devante says


TheOnlyJazznation1 says

pics or you're a man



vilden says

still a man even w/ pics


funniest part of this thread


wow rude
Devante
almost 9 years

TheOnlyJazznation1 says

pics or you're a man



vilden says

still a man even w/ pics


funniest part of this thread
Lycii
almost 9 years
Yes.
Glock18c
almost 9 years
Is agender okay.
Lycii
almost 9 years
I think we know who the clear winner is.
Lycii
almost 9 years
TheIrishPope:

Name? JOHN CENA

Age? 38

How tall are you? 6' 1''

Hair color? Brown

Puppies or kittens? puppies

Favorite type of music? wwe entry songs

Favorite movie? john cena the movie

Favorite song? my intro song

Favorite color? green

Can you pronounce my first name? JOHN CENA

Do you have any piercings/tattoos? left buttcheek john, right buttcheek cena

ARE YOU A WEEB? WWeeb

Will you love me forever? until i die from a concussion
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Lycii says


Fam says

Why dont you come back to my place so we can watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror 20k resolution


oh my GOODNESS


Its in ultra color too, it cant get any more real then this
Lycii
almost 9 years

mindful says

have u decided who ur gonna hire as ur bf?


not yet bby
Lycii
almost 9 years

Fam says

Why dont you come back to my place so we can watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror 20k resolution


oh my GOODNESS
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Why dont you come back to my place so we can watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror 20k resolution
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have u decided who ur gonna hire as ur bf?
TorontosRaptors
almost 9 years
Name?
Age?

How tall are you?

Hair color?

Puppies or kittens?

Favorite type of music?

Favorite movie? The Movie

Favorite song? Song

Favorite color?

Can you pronounce my first name?

Do you have any piercings/tattoos?

ARE YOU A WEEB?

Will you love me forever?
Lycii
almost 9 years
Name? Alycia

Age? 19

How tall are you? 5'5''

Hair color? Red

Puppies or kittens? Kittens

Favorite type of music? Alternative or 80s rock

Favorite movie? Beetlejuice/Beauty and the Beast

Favorite song? Home - Edward Sharpe

Favorite color? Pink

Can you pronounce my first name? Duh

Do you have any piercings/tattoos? 5 tattoos, 9 piercings

ARE YOU A WEEB? nah m8

Will you love me forever? of course
pohohate
almost 9 years
If anyone wants a more formal version of these questions please PM me I spent a good 30min making it so hopefully it doesn't go to waste
Sagacity
almost 9 years
lyccy
wuz a buyfrend
pohohate
almost 9 years
When does entry end?
Lycii
almost 9 years
Perfect.
Sagacity
almost 9 years

Sagacity says

Name? SAGACITY

Age? MONTH OLD IN ZE WOMB

How tall are you? AS TALL AS YOU WANT ME 2 BE

Hair color? IM A BABBY I HAZ NO HAIR

Puppies or kittens? WTF ARE THOSE

Favorite type of music? WHUTZ MUZIC

Favorite movie? DIZNIE

Favorite song? Eh!? Nandatte!? (10 min smooth loop) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVfIaAsD1pQ it's rl smooth

Favorite color? THE DARK CRIMSON OF THE BLOOD THAT DRAINS OUT OF MY VICTIMS

Can you pronounce my first name? IZ PRUNUNCED LYCII

Do you have any piercings/tattoos? IM A BABBY HELL NO

ARE YOU A WEEB? 10/10 FULL BLOODED OTAKU

Will you love me forever? WTF IS LUV

IM A BABBY GODDAMNIT USE EASIER TURMS

btw whuts a boyfrend


HOWZ MY APP DOIN
IZITGUD?
pohohate
almost 9 years
I googled it but I cant read very well
Sagacity
almost 9 years
Name? SAGACITY

Age? MONTH OLD IN ZE WOMB

How tall are you? AS TALL AS YOU WANT ME 2 BE

Hair color? IM A BABBY I HAZ NO HAIR

Puppies or kittens? WTF ARE THOSE

Favorite type of music? WHUTZ MUZIC

Favorite movie? DIZNIE

Favorite song? Eh!? Nandatte!? (10 min smooth loop) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVfIaAsD1pQ it's rl smooth

Favorite color? THE DARK CRIMSON OF THE BLOOD THAT DRAINS OUT OF MY VICTIMS

Can you pronounce my first name? IZ PRUNUNCED LYCII

Do you have any piercings/tattoos? IM A BABBY HELL NO

ARE YOU A WEEB? 10/10 FULL BLOODED OTAKU

Will you love me forever? WTF IS LUV

IM A BABBY GODDAMNIT USE EASIER TURMS

btw whuts a boyfrend
Lycii
almost 9 years
Nope.
pohohate
almost 9 years
Can you make it multiple choice please