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Round 371 Discussion

JeffreyAaron
almost 10 years

Congratulations to the winners of Round 360!

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hedger

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trolleyz

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Good luck to the participants of Round 371!

Join the competition!!

Anthony
over 9 years
Dear Ian: if you want to win any mafia game, don't play with leeet. Apparently everyone knows this but me
IAmRobik
over 9 years
ian, hit me up when you're ready to play, I want to play your last 4 hearts with you.
Peta
over 9 years
I am nobody's animal.
deletedover 9 years
Petas my spirit animal
alexicon
over 9 years
your pastebin doesn't work lol
Togepi
over 9 years
^_^!!
Peta
over 9 years
Oh, brother!! @_@
Togepi
over 9 years
That coud work... I meant more like a cluster****.
Peta
over 9 years
Like a cluster of Peta posts?
Peta
over 9 years

Togepi says

I saw Peta posting and just assumed it was a cluster. I was right.


What is a cluster?
Togepi
over 9 years
Ooo, nevermind - I see what you mean. Deleted it.
panthero
over 9 years
i tried, but it does not work.
Togepi
over 9 years
Can you just edit the pastebin?
panthero
over 9 years
hi togepi,

i have filed a report against krystal, and i think i need to replace krystal's full name because it might be opi, i am not sure. can you please delete the report so i can file a new one with another pastebin?
Togepi
over 9 years
I saw Peta posting and just assumed it was a cluster. I was right.
Peta
over 9 years
Thank you, that is the intended effect.
Natalie
over 9 years
Whenever Peta posts I hear The Amazing Atheist in my head, which is weird because I've never watched an Amazing Atheist video for more than like 20 seconds and could not tell you for the life of me what he sounds like.
Peta
over 9 years
Kidding, y'all.
Peta
over 9 years
That's just your opinion. And guess what, pal: 2.2 billion Christians around the world disagree with you. Haha, just kidding. F the Bible. Atheism is "FTW." Ever heard of Hitchens? Dawkins? I've watched basically pretty much every YouTube video of them and these brave thinkers changed my life. Religious people are idiots. All religious people are less than human. Death to believers.
deletedover 9 years
All the interesting Bible stories are 'bad'.
Peta
over 9 years

Tucker says


Peta says


Tucker says

Bad things make the best stories.


Actually, the quality of a story depends largely on how it's told, so bad things don't always make the best stories. Sometimes a bad thing actually makes a bad story, because an untalented storyteller is the one who told the story.


I've hardly ever come across something good that is also a good story, or at least, it's not as good as something that would be bad.


Umm, ever read the Bible? Idiot.
deletedover 9 years
Ima put cocaine in yo asss

Ima put my D in my asss

-Stitches 2015
Natalie
over 9 years
I've always wanted to be a good storyteller. Is linking Wikipedia articles good storytelling?
deletedover 9 years

Peta says


Tucker says

Bad things make the best stories.


Actually, the quality of a story depends largely on how it's told, so bad things don't always make the best stories. Sometimes a bad thing actually makes a bad story, because an untalented storyteller is the one who told the story.


I've hardly ever come across something good that is also a good story, or at least, it's not as good as something that would be bad.
deletedover 9 years
All in all, I'm glad you're alive and not melted down into a blabbering pile of self-loathing.

I'm willing to trade drunken Vocaroos, perhaps.

It's the middle of the day and it's time to sleep.

Goodnight EpicMafia.