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half a decade

almost 10 years

i could've sworn it was longer

it wasn't the best five years
got lucky 2nd year in though

about time i closed up shop, don't you think?

almost 10 years
that really sounds unappealing

in fact, you actually managed to make it sound less appealing that it already was, which is impressive
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you should do one more full out balls to the wall trophy run
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we will miss the shop
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haha owned dude
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who asked for YOUR opinion lameo??
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conner u are so lame
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if epicmafia.com is ruining your quality of life then your life is bad in the first place
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i don't really feel a great desire to leave, more that i feel i should, for the betterment of myself
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the psychology is that you actually care what the group of people you are abandoning will say
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Slowbro says

making a leaving thread guarantees you will not leave


but this isn't a leaving thread!
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i only attempted retirement once, and that was half way through year 2
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making a leaving thread guarantees you will not leave
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but if you quit because you hit half a decade, that's not really different than any of the other biyearly retirements