If you're the one person who has never played madlibs, here's how it works. I have a story filled with blanks. I ask you guys to give me a word that could fit that space (i.e. noun, verb, adjective). At the end, we see the completed story.

(I'll be taking the first response after each request, but the same person can't answer twice in a row.)

The next word I need is a...

• Place: asgard
• Epic Mafia User: lucid
• Epic Mafia Role: paranoid cop
• Another User: abc
• Verb: bleach
• Another Verb: bless
• Object: dirty magazine
• adjective: rude
• verb: