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You roll a 1.
Your wife
divorces you and leaves you with the child.
Hidden Bonus:
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what the HECK
ok fine i will change their diapers, and give them a bath and put them down for a nap
i win best parent award
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Ok so I give my wife the child so she could feed her if she's around
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roll to feed
You roll a 6.
You squirt milk from your chest and feed your child.
i pat my son on the back to help him burp, as a good manrent does.
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roll to feed
You roll a 6.
You squirt milk from your chest and feed your child.
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roll to feed
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YES I ALWAYS WANTED A DAUGHTER YOU'VE READED MY MIND!
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i quit
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Yeah because squirting milk from your chest is the only way to parent.
caroline loses 1 Trust.
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It seems quite clear at this point that men are better suited to be parents.
?????????????????????????????? u dont squirt milk from ur chest
Actually
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DrakeJr boy and a girl.abandoned
rly
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It seems quite clear at this point that men are better suited to be parents.
?????????????????????????????? u dont squirt milk from ur chest
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It seems quite clear at this point that men are better suited to be parents.
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i wanna play
Go ahead.
Raise your new daughter.
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i wanna play
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ok i will feed them
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Your mixed race twins are at an impressionable age and would benefit much more from direct contact with their mother.
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im hiring a nanny
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Bonus: Caroline's opposite sex twins appear to be mixed race.
well how did that happen!
Not sure, the father is nowhere to be seen.
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Bonus: Caroline's opposite sex twins appear to be mixed race.
well how did that happen!
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Go ahead and raise your babies.
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Bonus: Caroline's opposite sex twins appear to be mixed race.
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What are you saying about caroline?