Epicmafia

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How many hours should you know someone before you can hop into bed with them?

Asking for a friend.

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roadman says

DrakeJr says

If a fat chick tried to bone me my d would not stand up I can assure u

How fat does a girl have to be for you to call her fat?

once a muffin top is visible they're too big for me bro lol

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DrakeJr says

If a fat chick tried to bone me my d would not stand up I can assure u

How fat does a girl have to be for you to call her fat?

DeadmanWonderland

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I have a friend who exclusively date fat chicks....

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DrakeJr says

do you think girls can sexually assault guys?

ie. force them to have sex? Not that fufu lame crap like those twerker girls

please stop talking forever

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If a fat chick tried to bone me my d would not stand up I can assure u

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DrakeJr says

do you think girls can sexually assault guys?

ie. force them to have sex? Not that fufu lame crap like those twerker girls

They can try, but in the end they'll be tasting my elbow.

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DrakeJr says

do you think girls can sexually assault guys?

ie. force them to have sex? Not that fufu lame crap like those twerker girls

... yes. Just because your body responds doesn't mean it isn't assault.

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do you think girls can sexually assault guys?

ie. force them to have sex? Not that fufu lame crap like those twerker girls

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I see more photoshop than actual human in that picture.

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i personally prefer to not have sex immediately with everyone i know.

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DrakeJr says

double wrap my d and I wouldn't say no

You'd need to double wrap your eyes too.

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double wrap my d and I wouldn't say no

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Shamzy says

Yes.. send a text msg asking them if they have any STDS and provide any medical documentation for proof :) saves time (and your genitals)

Dude.

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I had to Google her.

If she looked like this

No.

I was gonna do a, 'If she looked like this: [better picture]. Yes' bit, but tbh, nah. She's really nothing special. Saggy and covered in moles. Weird face too.../10

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DrakeJr says

speaking of STD's... if Kate Upton told you she had gonorrhea would u still do it with a condom?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Shamzy says

Yes.. send a text msg asking them if they have any STDS and provide any medical documentation for proof :) saves time (and your genitals)

Or just hope for the best and worry about it retrospectively.

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speaking of STD's... if Kate Upton told you she had gonorrhea would u still do it with a condom?

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Yes.. send a text msg asking them if they have any STDS and provide any medical documentation for proof :) saves time (and your genitals)

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Shamzy says

You'd need about a day to confirm whether or not they have any STDS.. then you hop into bed. All other details are irrelevant.

Yeah, you can really get a good understanding for what STDs they might have after a solid 24 hours.

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You'd need about a day to confirm whether or not they have any STDS.. then you hop into bed. All other details are irrelevant.

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DrakeJr says

depends how many drinks they got in them i think

That's what I've heard.

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DrakeJr says

depends how many drinks they got in them i think

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