"Get Schwifty"

"Lukageo is watching you"

can i get likes on my post if you were irritated by it?

Froce says

garbage

you are truly bizarre

Lmaoooooo

"Chitose Sakuraba is a great person."

B: "But how are you going to pleasure a woman now?"

A: "They're gonna have to sacrifice their child."

*Ahem, ahem*

A: "Wow, this girl really gets my premature d!ck going."

B: "Richard, you're 36. What premature d!ck?"

A: "The one my son gave me for my birthday, I replaced my own with it."

B: "Why the hell would anyone do that?!"

A: "Maybe I was exaggerating. He didn't exactly show consent..."

.....

A: "And besides, don't all adults wish to become kids again?" *Rubs his brand new d!ck* "Ah that's better, now I don't have to take off my trousers, ever!"

"OK. Maybe I lied about something else... It was his birthday not mine."

Hi my name is BigPock

"can I tickle your belly button from the inside??"

"I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity."

"I'm throwing a house party....and the only person invited is you."

"The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement."

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"