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SORRY, BUT I NEED TO VENT!!!!!!So I went to Target to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, What is her problem?! I finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course who is there ahead of me but this same lady. She turns around and starts staring again. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my Son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama' to me?" Inside I was like Really?!??!, but understanding grief the way that I do, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like $40 or so. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What the heck?!!!" She said, "Your mom told me you were paying for her items along with your things. I told her "that woman is most definitely NOT my mom". She said, "well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. I'm like, OMG!!!... I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to give her a piece of my mind. I see her quickly loading up her car! She sees me and quickly jumps in her car. I grabbed her.

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Orly says

but how does the story end


Her husband showed up and I just left. Didn't want to get in a trouble with the law when I just got a new job. Fk that sht.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. You got rekt
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relatable
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that's a near perfect album though, humor aside
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Orly says

like did u pimpslap her or wut. did she go back n pay for the merch? liek bro, i need the deets


here u go, the ending to the stolen story

And I looked out into the parking lot and she was just getting into her car. And I ran out there. And she was just closing the door, and she had a little bit of her leg sticking out of the door as she was pulling away. And I grabbed her leg and I started *pulling* it!

Just the way...

I'm pulling yours.
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l o l
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funny story tbh i cant help but mock you.
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don't hug strangers =(
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like did u pimpslap her or wut. did she go back n pay for the merch? liek bro, i need the deets
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but how does the story end
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good role
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