Nimble as ever, jumping from rooftop to rooftop came RinLin9, a trained ninja and master assasin. She slid down in and slit the throat of her enemy before her presence was even noticed.
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Decending from the heavens like an angel the one they call DreamQuakes entered the battle. Landing with devastating elegance the remaining Knights were knocked back.
Next came hedger, a deadly outback ranger. With one command he set his pack of wild dingos on a Knight. Their razor sharp teeth ripping through armor and flesh like paper.
The first arrived on horseback a noble warrior clad in Mithril and wielding a single longsword. Sir papuito stormed the battle taking the head of a Faceless Knight with one blow.
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The DUFFS were coming!
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It was now Jims turn to call for backup, he blew on his horn given to him as a child by a sacred order. He held with him a promise; "On the ninth day, blow your horn and look to the east."
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Ladies first.
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The Knights called upon the castle fool to try gain an edge. Unfortunately the simpleton named Tucker tripped down the stairs whilst on his way to the battle. There he remained, the fool who died on the stairs.
Jim battled the fourteen with all his might, he fought and fought with neither side gaining an advantage. Jim knew that with this stalemate, his rival would beat him to the prize.
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Suddenly Jim was surrounded, 14 Knights, head to toe in magnificent armour and weapons forged by dragon fire. One began to speak; Another has come before you traveler and she is more worthy. We shall not let you past.
He crossed the drawbridge, and made his way to the seventh tower, where the trophy was rumoured to be atop.
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Jim came to the sweet realization that he had overcome the three terrors and before him lay the castle of the Faceless Knights.
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With one swift motion Togepious conjured a suspension charm. The Eye was powerless. "Don't worry jim" she said with a kind smile " I wont have anyone throwing you around. Throwing is forbidden.
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Neither, in fact. Togepious had appeared in the flash of light, bouncing around elegantly deflecting The Eye's dark matter with moderation. "I have noticed you have been using dark magic in my kingdom Eye"
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Suddenly a bright light flashed before Jim's eyes. Was he dead? Was it all a dream?
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As his impending doom approached him, Jim's life flashed before his eyes. Memories of planting his first eggplant with his father, and playing with his pet dolphin. It was his time, he had failed.
The eye was a great practitioner of dark magic and was not so easily fooled. He began to conjour a powerful curse. A ball of dark matter flew towards Jim, if hit Jim would surely be obliterated.
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Both the old man and the maiden's mouths were wide open in shock and that was all it took. Before they could even commit suicide the peanuts were stuck in the back of their throats. They Choked.
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His enemies were left in shock. What was this boy doing? Throwing snacks at the greatest fighters of the realm.
