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Satan Ask Me About Marine Biology

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please i'm bored and i have a lot of marine biology knowledge to hand down to the younger generations

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Satan says

sea cucumber skin can be torn very easily, and it is impossible to rehydrate their fragile skin


So let's rethink this, If i were to start a sea cucumber stand, mount a sea cucumber to a hole in the wall and charge by per session. How many thrusts can a sea cucumber take before rupturing.
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sea cucumber skin can be torn very easily, and it is impossible to rehydrate their fragile skin
about 9 years

Satan says


iMafia says

Are sea cucumbers a suitable substitute for a fleshlight? I'm looking to start my own sea cucumber farming business and dry them up so that they can be rehydrated upon purchase for instant relief and dehydrated after use for storage. Can you give me your professional opinion whether this would work out in the long run?


no this is a bad idea, and impossible.


Why? Please elaborate, I need to explain to my investors.
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seoul says

SOB FINALLY PENGUIN FACTS FROM YOU THAT DON'T REVOLVE AROUND POOP THANKS


they have cloacas and so they poop and pee at the same time
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iMafia says

Are sea cucumbers a suitable substitute for a fleshlight? I'm looking to start my own sea cucumber farming business and dry them up so that they can be rehydrated upon purchase for instant relief and dehydrated after use for storage. Can you give me your professional opinion whether this would work out in the long run?


no this is a bad idea, and impossible.
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SOB FINALLY PENGUIN FACTS FROM YOU THAT DON'T REVOLVE AROUND POOP THANKS
about 9 years
Are sea cucumbers a suitable substitute for a fleshlight? I'm looking to start my own sea cucumber farming business and dry them up so that they can be rehydrated upon purchase for instant relief and dehydrated after use for storage. Can you give me your professional opinion whether this would work out in the long run?
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D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

Fish?


yes?
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Fish?
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but make no mistake, when seals and sea lions bone...they BONE
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eris says

How do seals and sea lions signal to potential mates they're ready to bone?


it really depends on the species. most sea lions have harems and will pretty much mate on a whim. some have mating calls, but for both seals and sea lions, females generally fight back because they only want the strongest to mate with them. this sometimes results in the males breaking their baculum (p*nis bone).
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How do seals and sea lions signal to potential mates they're ready to bone?
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seoul says

tell me about penguins


ok lets see....

all species of penguins are found in the southern hemisphere and the smallest species is called the little blue penguin.

most, if not all, penguins have the same mate year after year, and both parents spend time raising the child. If an emperor penguin's baby dies, the female kidnaps an unrelated penguin but pretty much abandons it after a few days.

penguins have no natural predators on land, so they are pretty ok with humans approaching them in the wild.

Lastly, to stay warm, their feathers trap a layer of warm air next to the skin that serves as insulation, especially when they start generating muscular heat by swimming around.
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Lycii says

opinion n3rd


wow, ok i guess i can give you one.....we have been friends for a long time and after a while you left the site and we hadn't talked until recently and i enjoy our conversations! i've been kinda busy lately but we gotta keep in touch more (even when u epicmafia break up with me for deandean).

also you like good music and are the nicest person on this site, i don't think you could ever be mean to anyone no matter what they do/say to you
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tell me about penguins
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Tisguyisawesome says

What do sponges eat?
Do they eat sea cucumbers?


no they filter feed, consuming plankton.
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opinion n3rd
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What do sponges eat?
Do they eat sea cucumbers?
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Anna says

Do you know any marine biology dank memes?


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Do you know any marine biology dank memes?
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codeslicer says

Why do sponges live in pineapples?


they don't.

they also don't have brains.


codeslicer says

Why do Whale Biologists call all the shots?


they don't.

but they should.
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Why do Whale Biologists call all the shots?
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Why do sponges live in pineapples?
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The says

What are some ways to distinguish a seal from a sea lion?


Seals have ear holes, small flippers and bounce on their belly to maneuver on land.

Sea lions have ear flaps, large flippers and can rotate their hips to use their rear flippers as a second pair of legs.