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and i will kill you painlessly and unexpectedly. one day, perhaps sooner, perhaps later, you will just be gone.

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peach says

all u had to do was ask, sirius ...


i wish, peach. =p
hima
about 9 years
kill me please
peach
about 9 years
all u had to do was ask, sirius ...
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i would like to be killed in my sleep by an insane lover. that is romantic. and she keeps my body in the bed too until like people figure it out or whatever. then she goes to a mental hospital and still thinks i'm alive
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impact would kill u straight away
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it's actually one of the worst ways to die. hitting the water breaks your legs or whatever, then you struggle against drowning with broken legs or whatever, which is agony surely, and then drowning also sucks
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belovedprincess says


Blister says

i think being pushed off a bridge is a pretty romantic death, myself


in what way is this romantic


it's peaceful
peach
about 9 years
first
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Blister says

i think being pushed off a bridge is a pretty romantic death, myself


in what way is this romantic
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wtf this is not spam. this is the birth of a new industry
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yes, i will do extravagant and painful deaths too, if you like
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i think being pushed off a bridge is a pretty romantic death, myself
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poop on my butt corpse
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imagine we legalised euthanasia everywhere and this was actually a business. i would so totally like this job lol (besides maybe killing people? i dunno)