packidy 3h 45m +5 @myths, make fun of her and tattle on her. that'll get her attention, but people wont think you like her, so no one will make fun of you. then at recess, poke her. she wont like it. poke her again. she'll start to chase you. and there you have it. you made physical contact, and now she'll try to reciprocate.
packidy 3h 20m +3 @myths. next steal her best friend's pencil. put it in her desk. her friend will think she stole the pencil and then she'll tell the teacher. now she lost her best friend so you dont have to worry about that dyke thats always following her around. next, find the kid known as the bed-wetter. punch him. now you've got detention too. now you and your chick are stuck together. tell her you're sorry about poking her, say you were just having fun. then she'll open up to you. show her your sticker collection. give her the girly pony one. say you didnt want that one anyways. watch her stick it on the inside of her desk. everytime she opens up her desk, she will think of you.
packidy 2h 45m @myths as time goes on the sticker will fade. give her a new one. only this time not a girly one. give her your football sticker. if she puts this one up you'll know she likes you. at this point your next step is to get your desk moved next to hers. miss b usually switches the seating arrangement on the first friday of every month. friday morning tell your chick how much the other girls annoy you and you dont want to have to sit next to any of them. she'll tell you the boys annoy her. make a pact to sit next to eachother so you two buffer one another from the other groups. once your desk are rearranged the two of you will soon have an open-exchange policy in which you share crayons, scissors, and glue. she'll start to keep some of her stuff in your desk. play it cool. keep it up. you da man.
holy crap i go on the lobby wall and i see this: What a great read lol
Myths 3h 57m +3 aight main lobby, i've got an issue on my hands, kinda like a romeo and juliet situation except i am not handsome nor a 500 year old dreck of a play.
as you probably imagined, i'm not popular in the practical sense, but i do have friends and i think most people like me because i resemble michael cera (mentally, not physically).
i like this one real popular girl who is in my preschool class but people would laugh at me if we go out, and she'd probably reject me anyways. we're pretty close friends, i gave her a juice box yesterday, and i don't want people to have a different perception of me. i don't fear rejection, i fear what other people say. please help
