Dr. Chenille's help for the Brilliance Challenged and individuals suffering from being socially challenged. Please feel free to ask for advice here for the most difficult questions in your life. IM them to me if you want. Warning----the answers will be blunt and you may not like the answers. Posting in this thread gives me permission to give my "help" to you.
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If you find that not acceptable and you really want to improve yourself, set a goal for yourself. Better even yet, make it a contest between you and another person who can achieve a certain goal first. (since you're lazy, I'll give you an example. ie: earning an achievement) If that's too much work, see the previous paragraph. Most importantly do it for yourself.
Oh, bernin, you can't trick them into liking you, you're too transparent. However, somewhere deep inside you're nice and caring. Show that. The right girl will come along! You don't manipulate well, so don't try.