i am a prophet of the internet

ways to go

surely

do u like my brain foxie?

nothing turns me on like a disembodied brain

that's what i like about the internet: everyone is a disembodied brain. sure you can post pictures of yourself but that's not attractive. what i like is a big squishy disembodied brain. the brainier the better.

trophy wife, anybody?

winning is the most attractive thing

u know what's also very attractive? other dudes who i don't like's mothers

self-love?

schadenfreude

im attracted to ugly looking people

as another example, i too am attracted to hot girls. good thread, grossdude. this could really help funny looking people feel not so bad about being funny looking

thats gross dude

im balding

You're welcome

thank you gross dude