Petition to kick VashTheStampede's (A.K.A. orly's) butt.
Reasons:
-He's a dork
-He's a tosser
-He's a wiener
-He's a wanker
-He's a dweeb
-He's a git
-He's a nerd
-He's a muppet
-He can't keep his gob shut
-He's a twit
-He's a twat
-He's an arsehole
-I don't like him