Epicmafia

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I went fishing down at the frozen fish aisle

Caught some tasty salmon.

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Gio says

belovedprincess says

one time my uncle brought me and my cousin fishing when we were kids, and while he was down fishing on the bank or the shore or whatever, we were way behind him throwing stones. anyway, it ends up we decided we'd try to hit him for the laugh, one stone each, because he was, like, miles away, i guess, and we figured we never actually would. so i step up, take my stone, fling it high into the sky in his direction... and next thing i hear a huge 'ooooffff', my uncle is being bowled over, rod is going up into the air, some poor fish is getting a one in a million extra chance of escaping, and i'm gone. looking back on it now, i wonder if that throw wasn't inspired. i've never caught a fish either, even tho i've been fishing a bunch of times. maybe it was just all the psychedelics tho

ok but do you have proof

ya, my uncle. he's probs still not happy about it tho

Gio

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belovedprincess says

one time my uncle brought me and my cousin fishing when we were kids, and while he was down fishing on the bank or the shore or whatever, we were way behind him throwing stones. anyway, it ends up we decided we'd try to hit him for the laugh, one stone each, because he was, like, miles away, i guess, and we figured we never actually would. so i step up, take my stone, fling it high into the sky in his direction... and next thing i hear a huge 'ooooffff', my uncle is being bowled over, rod is going up into the air, some poor fish is getting a one in a million extra chance of escaping, and i'm gone. looking back on it now, i wonder if that throw wasn't inspired. i've never caught a fish either, even tho i've been fishing a bunch of times. maybe it was just all the psychedelics tho

ok but do you have proof

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this pic owns:

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would go fishing again/10

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another time, while i was out fishing with a bunch of my mates at night, and they were all over fishing and whatever, and we were all pretty whacked out of it... well, i was sitting there talking sh*t about the stars and einstein and relativity and whatever, and next thing i'm having this powerful f*cking epiphany-type trip and seeing god, believing in god, staring off into the darkness of the universe... that was a big f*cking fish, dudes. i think i must've thrown it back tho

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one time my uncle brought me and my cousin fishing when we were kids, and while he was down fishing on the bank or the shore or whatever, we were way behind him throwing stones. anyway, it ends up we decided we'd try to hit him for the laugh, one stone each, because he was, like, miles away, i guess, and we figured we never actually would. so i step up, take my stone, fling it high into the sky in his direction... and next thing i hear a huge 'ooooffff', my uncle is being bowled over, rod is going up into the air, some poor fish is getting a one in a million extra chance of escaping, and i'm gone. looking back on it now, i wonder if that throw wasn't inspired. i've never caught a fish either, even tho i've been fishing a bunch of times. maybe it was just all the psychedelics tho

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saikaq says