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Crazy Ex-GF/BF stories?

banned
over 9 years

I want to see if anyone else has had a crazy ex like i did. I also want something to read while I am at work.

Heres a small story with the picture to follow.

So I dated this one chick for a few months around the end of my high school career. I was about 18 years old at that time. Things were sort of serious but I knew this relationship was going to end at the end of the summer. I continued to use her as a person to talk to when I needed it, and the occasional hooky hooky no looky when my body desired it. We went to prom, and overall enjoyed talking to each other. Her mom was batpoop insane and she hated her because of it. She was extemely controlling and my gf promised to never be like her. We both knew once we went to separate colleges in different states that there was no way we could keep this thing going. As the end of the summer came around, I moved up to the Midwest and she stayed in Florida. We stayed in contact until she found out that I had immediately moved on and started seeing other people. Being the crazy person she is, she called me up, cursed me out for getting over her so fast, and then hung up. Never to speak to me again. A few weeks after this occurred, she posted one of our prom photos on Instagram, but the thing is, there was a small twist to it. One that definitely made her the craziest ex-gf I have ever had.

THIS CRAZY GIRL PHOTOSHOPPED HER OWN DAMN FACE ONTO MINE.....LIKE WHAT THE . Moral of the story, don't bury your womb raider in crazy.

Stickifingers
over 9 years
I dated a girl for over two years who turned me into a different person. She wasn’t even really that hot; I remember the first time I took her clothes off being pretty disappointed. What a bad start to a relationship that was. We would have long, long, (like night long) arguments over what were, in retrospect, absolutely ridiculous issues and should not have even been up for debate. For example, once we drove all the way across state (a long way) after we had been together for 3 months, tops. The whole way we had an argument because I wanted us to spend 1 night per week separate in our own places. Reasonable, right? Well by the time we got through the state I had lost the argument and agreed to spend every night of the week with her. Kicker: we also worked together so I saw her at work every day.
deletedover 9 years

Sims says

one time i dated michelle obama and she photoshopped her head on mine


same
Sims
over 9 years
one time i dated michelle obama and she photoshopped her head on mine
Anthony
over 9 years
i had an ex gf who told me she got [word that means was forced to have intercourse with] stabbed and shot all in the same night, and that her former best friend hated her, because this dude liked my ex instead of the other girl, and the other girls mom hired some guy to beat her up periodically as well as force her to do things with him. the real mystery is why i believed this for 3 months
deletedover 9 years
She wanted me to get her pregnant. We were both 15.
roadman
over 9 years
"I'm crying on the kitchen floor in my onesie and you don't care."
deletedover 9 years
i guess that girl was saying u ruined a memory for her bro, and she was trying to fix it, btw
deletedover 9 years
i try tho, in my own defense
deletedover 9 years
when u break up with girls and they go get boyfriends with the same name/near the same name as u and make them dress and cut their hair like u is the best. oh, it's me who only loves myself
deletedover 9 years
oh wait i got that backwards. ok i don't get it
deletedover 9 years
u only loved urself, banned. tut tut
deletedover 9 years
i dint read but y u gettin married 2 michelle obama lol