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off to america

over 9 years

it's time. wish me luck everybody.

also if anybody's willing to give me any advice, it'd be much appreciated.

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"Off to America"

"I'm in Paris now"

Did you get the right flight, Basil...
over 9 years
also I'm in paris now, and they have huge bathrooms
over 9 years

ScubaSteve says


debaser says

i'm pretty sure i do, i hear they're a detroit delicacy


this post concerns me.


nah just kidding i just want to get some for my good friend john goodbar he asked for some
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debaser says

i'm pretty sure i do, i hear they're a detroit delicacy


this post concerns me.
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debaser says


ScubaSteve says


bell says

go rub Steve's head for good luck


..........

And just so we're clear, I am NOT a fictional magic lamp. No genies here.


what a letdown. do i get a free mayo jar instead?


If you follow him around, you can collect the tears of the damned, especially if you wear a super mario shirt.
over 9 years

debaser says


Anna says

Assert your dominance in every situation. You see a 5 year old kid on the stream? You put the little [redacted] in his place.


also i just realized this is pretty horrid advice to give an arab lol


Oh yeah never mind then. You'd be shot on site for doing that as an Arab.
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I LOVE BASIL AND IM DEFINITELY GONNA COME UP AND SEE U WHEN I CAN JUST LIKE PROMISED
over 9 years
i'm pretty sure i do, i hear they're a detroit delicacy
over 9 years

debaser says


ScubaSteve says


bell says

go rub Steve's head for good luck


..........

And just so we're clear, I am NOT a fictional magic lamp. No genies here.


what a letdown. do i get a free mayo jar instead?


don't think you want steve's mayo jars....
over 9 years

ScubaSteve says


bell says

go rub Steve's head for good luck


..........

And just so we're clear, I am NOT a fictional magic lamp. No genies here.


what a letdown. do i get a free mayo jar instead?
over 9 years

Anna says

Assert your dominance in every situation. You see a 5 year old kid on the stream? You put the little [redacted] in his place.


also i just realized this is pretty horrid advice to give an arab lol
over 9 years
no worries I won't visit 8 mile, wouldn't want to have nightmares of bald heads chasing me around Detroit
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bell says

go rub Steve's head for good luck


..........

And just so we're clear, I am NOT a fictional magic lamp. No genies here.
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Satan says


debaser says

heyo ben


have fun don't visit 8 mile


*casually mentions that he lives just south of 8 mile*
over 9 years
don't die
over 9 years
Booze and sleeping pills.
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Wave the Confederate flag to fit in
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have a safe flight =^.^=
over 9 years
Good luck man.
over 9 years
i'll be sure to keep fellow epicmafia.com user anna's exquisitely valuable advice in mind while i'm waltzing across the streets of detroit
over 9 years
Assert your dominance in every situation. You see a 5 year old kid on the stream? You put the little [redacted] in his place.
over 9 years

debaser says

heyo ben


have fun don't visit 8 mile
over 9 years
beat up the most popular kid in school
over 9 years
Detroit??

It's shank or be shanked!!!!!!

ofc prison's not so bad. It's also shank or be shanked, but you can make sangria in the toilet.
over 9 years

bell says

go rub Steve's head for good luck


slapping steve on the head has always been on my bucketlist