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ebabes for dan

over 9 years

its time for thebro to get an ewaifu

thoughts?

over 9 years
i tried to not post in this thread
over 9 years
thebro inno man he was always inno
over 9 years
inno thebro?
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dan no im gonna cry
over 9 years
RIP Coach McGuirk.
over 9 years
rip Dan
over 9 years
what a waste of a good username
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belovedprincess says

"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."


As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See! how she leans her cheek upon her hand:
O! that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek.
over 9 years
over 9 years
thebrogepi is my new otp
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"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."
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lmao
over 9 years
"I felt butterfree in my stomach"

I am completely done with you.
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"Woah, you used to play Pokemon red in your backyard during the summer?" I asked, shocked by this revelation. She nodded to reconfirm what she had just told me. I felt butterfree in my stomach. "Same, tbh," I told her in a casual tone. I tried my best to prevent my voice from quivering. In that moment, I'll never forget it, I looked into her eyes and knew I had found the one
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Sorry bearguru, I can only be with girls who remember the 90s and life before 9/11
over 9 years
Damn, Dude.
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I'll be your ebabe
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Damn, Dude
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Burrito babe is friggin smokin', and she's a smoker. She is really the Girl All The Bad Guys Want
over 9 years

ScubaSteve says


moon says

bernieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




am I doing it right


AYEEEEE
over 9 years
dingle ebabe
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Dear Journal,

It's day 114. The sun is rising in the east, as it does every day. I haven't seen a dingle ebabe in sight. I'm starting to see mirages of sweet internet babes. I'm feeling woozy and famished. I worry this may be the end, Journal. I've undoubtedly become super thirsty. I'm not sure if I need water or women more. My judgment is poor, my heart in shambles. I hope I find land soon.

Yours,

Modsrthekfrrs
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Am I doing it right? I'm waiting for sweet babes to start queuing at my eprofile
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All ur ebabes are belong to us