well, there we go everybody. it's a mixture of sincerity and cringe rolled into one ball. thanks
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A cool and private dude, you give off an alluring aura of mystery which drives the ladies insane. While your previous romantic escapade did not have a happy ending, the experience has taught you valuable lessons of love which have served you well for your current interest.
a sweet and kind girl, you are well liked without really trying and this has allowed you to start relationships pretty easily but for reasons beyond me it hasn't quite worked out. Here's hoping this one will work out.
I did try to split you two up, but I just can't. Sorry 2 disappoint
just who, who out there can match your exuberant wit and charm? not many dare i say. maybe, just maybe your true love is closer than you think... maybe he's just right there standing in plain sight and you're too foolish to realise! of course, as they say, there's a very fine line between love and hate... https://epicmafia.com/u/xela
Your avatar subconsciously communicates your deepest DARKEST (LMFAO) desires. A black man radiating pure positive sunshine. What more needs to be said? https://epicmafia.com/user/414112#/
A professional lady, it seems that your staunch sense of justice and work ethic has left you high-strung for a while now; even retiring has not helped. What you need is a dangerous, exciting alpha bad boy to completely rock your world and show you a good time. Not afraid to challenge the status quo, this fella stands up for what he believes in and while he may be off the mark on occasion, he is no doubt the perfect match. Just be wary not to wear any "Fancy Pants" while he's around, ROFL! https://epicmafia.com/user/39155#/
naive and inexperienced, it seems that you don't know your place when it comes to love and the world in general. Your lack of confidence hasn't helped either, but not to fear; the ship captain is here! Now, what I think you require the most is a general boost in your self-esteem from someone completely the opposite of you. Wielding a sharp tongue and ovaries of steel, this gal will keep you entertained while at the same time challenging you in ways you never thought possible. Show this kid the ways of the world, https://epicmafia.com/user/98593#/.
Your captivating charm and charisma allow you to easily rope in e-babes galore, at the expense of finding any meaningful relationship. What you need is a real serious woman, a professional; to keep you stable and anchored to the ground. *Squints eyes* There are plenty of appealing options around, and I believe a relationship with an ex-admin is exactly what you require. But who? WHO? Laexio? No, far too wild. Bumpers? No, too fking weeb. Jasper? Horrible.
