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Things that I find funny

HighSpace
over 9 years

Gonna list things that sometimes makes me want to facedesk. Feel free to add to the list and I'll add it if I like it.

  • When asked for a vote to save, responds with "I'll try" and then voting against them anyway.
  • "Me and my best friend aren't f2 and haven't whispered all game, why are you splitting us up."
  • "I'm not a threat, so you guys are so stupid for voting me out."
  • Players taking the game personally.
  • Thinking that people suddenly trying to be best friends with you is genuine when they are simply looking for safety because you just won HoH.
  • Thinking that you're the only one "playing the game"
  • Refusing to vote for the player that "had to win challenges to stay in" in jury because you were too strategically inept to vote them out before they went on to win the last few challenges in a row.
  • Thinking that there's only one "right" way to play the game
  • Arguing that you technically didn't betray your f2 because they weren't your "first f2 deal".
  • Players taking the game personally.
  • Thinking that a flashy game automatically means good gameplay.
  • "I said I wouldn't nominate you... but I didn't say anything about renom after pov... so technically I didn't lie..."
  • Pretending to use random.org to decide the nomination. - Facewall bonus if they post a screenshot of whatever number they got.
  • Thinking that you're the only one "playing the game"
  • Getting mad for getting stabbed in STAB!
  • Someone asking if they can give their HoH away cause "they don't want to hurt anyones feelings"
  • Players taking the game personally.
  • Pretending to have no opinion on anything when talking strategy with someone.
  • Tryharding in the d1 HoH only to nominate newbies.
  • Thinking that there's only one "right" way to play the game
  • Players thinking that alliances are meant to be upheld all the way till final 2.
  • "If you didn't win in challenges you clearly floated your way to the end"
  • Being proud of yourself for making a "big move" when all you did was destroy your own game.
  • Thinking that you're the only one "playing the game"
  • Thinking that two people helping each other equates to a final 2 deal between them.
  • Trying to claim a finalist played a bad game because they didn't play your game.
  • Suiciding out of the game because your circlejerk friends didn't make it in.
  • Thinking that a non-flashy game automatically means bad gameplay.
  • Players taking the game personally.
  • Suiciding out of the game because the game isn't going your way.
  • Deluded people that think they got out for being a threat when they simply sucked at the game and didn't deserve to stay.
  • Pretending to have no opinion or power on anything.
  • Continuing the "no opinion" charade by pretending to use random.org when winning HoH.
  • "I'm not a threat, so you guys are stupid for voting me out."
  • Announcing out loud that you're not going to kiss the HoH's butt, because for some reason you think that it's different from whispering them
  • When you betray your closest ally because "they are a huge threat" and then you get voted out next.
  • Being deluded enough to think that you played better than someone else only because you made it further than them.
HighSpace
over 8 years
I agree, but that wasn't my question.

I think I misworded it so I'll try again: you obviously weren't a threat to anyone because you had no allies and were not winning challenges (floating, in a nutshell). Think the other players were morons for taking you, the non-threat, out of the game?
Voice
over 8 years
Um, I feel like I'm eliminated sometimes just because of who I am, but relatively anyone can be perceived as a threat in-game for any reason. I just feel like sometimes the reasons formed from out of game stuff are kinda bs :0
HighSpace
over 8 years
do any of you guys feel like you shouldnt have been eliminated because you werent a threat? (no challenge skill, no allies, not trying, etc)
evo
almost 9 years
this thread
Voice
almost 9 years

hedger says

"Being proud of yourself for making a "big move" when all you did was destroy your own game"

Voice much


I don't think I've ever made a big move before so!!
deletedalmost 9 years
When ShadoNinjaX salts
Jupiterskyking
almost 9 years
dat voice burn
hedger
almost 9 years
"Being proud of yourself for making a "big move" when all you did was destroy your own game"

Voice much
Hatrium
almost 9 years

Ginga says

Winning the d1 HoH only to nominate newbies.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NOMMING VETS D1 WILL 100% OF THE TIME SCREW YOU OVER SO THAT'S WHY I NOM NOOBS


You must have really set yourself up badly then.

Either way, the point is that you shouldn't be going for hoh early game if all you know to do is nominate noobs.
cosmoiswatching
almost 9 years

Ginga says

Being proud of yourself for making a "big move" when all you did was destroy your own game.

me_irl


Are you DerekHough?


Ginga says

Winning the d1 HoH only to nominate newbies.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NOMMING VETS D1 WILL 100% OF THE TIME SCREW YOU OVER SO THAT'S WHY I NOM NOOBS


Sometimes, not always.
Ginga
almost 9 years
Winning the d1 HoH only to nominate newbies.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NOMMING VETS D1 WILL 100% OF THE TIME SCREW YOU OVER SO THAT'S WHY I NOM NOOBS
Ginga
almost 9 years
Being proud of yourself for making a "big move" when all you did was destroy your own game.

me_irl
deletedalmost 9 years
-When you get backdoored in TC for no freaking reason
cjn104
almost 9 years
- "I didn't make it to F2, but hey my old F2 did so they get my vote no questions asked."

-People in F2 using out of place hypotheticals to sway jury members

Person A: I never got nominated
Person B: Well I could have nominated you in F5 so its not like you were safe the whole time.

-When a person goes afk the day one of their allies is nominated/being voted out and comes back right after the vote

-Person voted out decides to either out everything they know, ending with a casual "good luck"

-Deciding to give a dishonest reason why you voted someone out and waiting until jury questioning to admit to everything
ZodiacBeast
almost 9 years
Saying someone in the Final 2 "played badly" just because they didn't flip on their alliance to save you.
cosmoiswatching
almost 9 years
People who make "big moves" only to get voted out less than 2-3 days later.
Hatrium
almost 9 years
Bump, lets talk more about this
Nocturnul
over 9 years
1. people writing tl;dr threads
2. survivor lobby in general
3. voice's face
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nikki's reaction to literally anything
evo
over 9 years
But didn't you have your sister on an account in the game with you to help you out?
deletedover 9 years
That happened about 20 minutes ago btw
deletedover 9 years
The very first one literally happened to me, CAT3101 literally said, "I'll try." Only to vote me out
SirPerior
over 9 years
"Winning the d1 HoH only to nominate newbies."

I NEVER do this! (Mostly because I never win challenges...)
jbomber732
over 9 years
Bittervoting is pretty funny tbh
cjn104
over 9 years
Lol I'm so guilty of things on this list.

"Complaining about votes taking forever when either A) you're known to take a long time to make decisions or B) it's a game of BB or Survivor, where long/tough decisions are made"

"Getting mad at the person you viewed nothing more than a pawn to your game who votes you out"

"When someone outs an F2 at F14 and nobody catches onto it until it is too late"

"You should keep me guys because I am on mobile" (cough cough)

"If you don't win challenges in general then you clearly floated your way to the end"

"People asking for allies to be honest if and when they vote them and when they ask for them to explain their reasoning, the person voted is still mad"