Without question, you choose one of the worst seats of the table, just so your favourite people can have the better ones. They also happen to mock you for taking the kids menu all the time, and that's what you're looking for.
Although you're an infrequent customer, your picture is on the walls anyway. You decide to order a nice plate of food. Once you get it, you redecorate the plate and move the food around to give it a new look. Then you notice the chicken in there is raw, and the manager will need to take this seriously.
This restaurant intrigues you. You're a journalist, and you get interviews with various customers so they can tell you about how the restaurant works. Sometimes your interview questions are unrelated.
Recently, you've read a particular book and it inspired you to try new things at the restaurant. Someone's shirt seems to come from dollarama, and you taunt them for it. It's unclear whether it's actually dollarama or not, though.
A waiter randomly gives you a waiter card. Without hesitation, you check the "bad service" box.
