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EM Stereotypes

over 9 years

The Troll - This is the person who has no intention of taking the game at hand seriously. Even after being told to "STFU" a dozen times and annoying every player in existence, they continue to troll relentlessly until they're either A) killed or B) the game ends. Many times, trolls never get reported but when they do, it doesn't warrant a ban so they continue to perform their misdeeds.

The Lurker - This type of player has a chronic illness of lurking and tends to lurk in mostly all of their games. They offer little contribution to their team and avoid ISP reports because lurking is apart of their play style. The chronic lurker either ends up banned for ISP or eventually changes their ways because playing mafia without talking is pointless.

The Vegger - This is the person who vegs whenever something goes wrong. They could be throwing for another player or maybe they fked up and want to save everyone from the loss. Whatever the reason is, they suicide in order to solve the problem at hand. Chronic veggers are usually part troll and end up banned after repeated offenses.

The Jock - This is the player who think he's the hot stuff and knows how to play mafia better than anyone else in the room. This player likes to take command and lead the town, even if they are mafia. They like to claim authority because they are egotistical and think that they're better than the rest of the scrubs they have to put up with it.

The Runner - This is the player who takes mafia seriously like it should be taken. These players play mafia with their lives on the line. Each loss is like shooting a bullet to their head. It hurts and they do their best to avoid losses. But at the end of the round, only few runners have what it takes to rise to the top. This makes those who failed feel like trash and they blame their loss on other players such as the troll, the lurker, and the vegger. Runners tend to dodge these players to avoid placing the blame on people but you can't dodge all the time.

The Dodger - This person is a very picky player. This player dodges anyone they dislike or they feel will ruin their chances of winning. This person has a strict agenda and will not tolerate trolls, lurkers, or veggers. Unlike the runner, the dodger does not care about competitions and winning trophies. Instead, they only care about playing a good old fashion game of mafia without any idiots or disturbances to ruin their game.

The Noob - The noob is a player who's fairly new to mafia and just started. These players are typically identified as "No Avis". The Noob is treated differently in game and is expected to mess up or make mistakes. Noobs either quit playing mafia altogether or they stick with it and eventually move up the ladder.

The Nobody - Nobodies are people who aren't anything. Their sole purpose is to fill up the room. They are average players who's name and face you don't remember after the game is done. These players make up the masses of EM.

The Celebrity - These are players with an edge. They are well known throughout EM. They could be well known moderators, politicians, trolls, forumers, or trophy winners. For one reason or another, these EMers are more popular and well known throughout the site and usually, they have more experience playing mafia as they had to have been here long enough to gain celeb status.

The Mentally Challenged - These are the people who've spent most of their lives playing Sandbox or unranked games and never really building a profile or stats for themselves. They may be well known in their communities but they have nothing to show for all of their achievements. The Mentally Challenged are great in number but small in power. But without them, EM wouldn't have a place for banned users to go to.

Which stereotype fits you?
14
The Celebrity
13
The Mentally Challenged
12
The Nobody
12
The Noob
9
The Jock
7
The Dodger
5
The Vegger
5
The Lurker
4
The Runner
4
The Troll
over 7 years
wow lol , I think I fit in all of them expect the noob one . U r just acting tough chelsy.
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rip i don't think i fit any of these lmao
over 7 years

poser says

Who am I


celeb

what about me?
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The Vegger - This is the person who vegs whenever something goes wrong. They could be throwing for another player or maybe they fked up and want to save everyone from the loss. Whatever the reason is, they suicide in order to solve the problem at hand. Chronic veggers are usually part troll and end up banned after repeated offenses.

Awwww I miss cody lol
over 7 years

Dyl says

Good jock list, don't check the box if you're a shítty player or i troll you in games


i have never seen a better description for you
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Good jock list, don't check the box if you're a shítty player or i troll you in games
over 7 years
Who am I
over 7 years
the last type is kinda offensive.
over 7 years

Recidivism says

I got vancyon deadmined


What a bizarre, pointless lie
over 7 years
I'm Mentally Challenged.
over 7 years
omg hi i'm blacksnakemoan i identify as a jock with elements of runner and dodger but also i sometimes like to be a lurker hehe lmaooooo let's play some mafia guys!!!
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Recidivism says

15 bucks to find out


$35 extra if you're betrayal
deletedover 7 years
15 bucks to find out
over 7 years
Wait who is recidivism?
deletedover 7 years
Well I do. If you want my relevance, it's 15 dollars.
deletedover 7 years
Any old f*g can forum post with their main so they can keep a thread going.

I could sell my relevance for 15 dollars as well, but I don't give half a fuc* enough to.
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Jabzz says

Dakota, you feel the need to forum post so you can stay relevant.

Tryhard Forum Jock.


Far, far, far, far from an accurate analysis of me. I'm literally trying to sell my relevance for 15 dollars.
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Dakota, you feel the need to forum post so you can stay relevant.

Tryhard Forum Jock.
deletedover 7 years
*rapping like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob*

Fifteen dollas, Little Man

Put that sh*t, in my hand.
deletedover 7 years
Some of the things I would say after you post are "Haha, good one Betrayal, you the man" and "Wow Betrayal, that's axiomatically correct. Good point dude, that's way smarter than the previous posts here"

Woah. 15 dollars? Too good to be true?! No, just the price of my DLC pack.
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Betrayal says


Recidivism says

The Celebrity - These are players with an edge. They are well known throughout EM. They could be well known moderators, politicians, trolls, forumers, or trophy winners. For one reason or another, these EMers are more popular and well known throughout the site and usually, they have more experience playing mafia as they had to have been here long enough to gain celeb status.

Literally me, 15 dollars.


there are many celebrities that are worth more than u on this site... why should I endorse u


Because I have 3 trophy wins, literally the longest forum thread of all time, the undisputed highest number of moderator kills, I'm probably one of the meanest, and all of this can be yours for the steal of a price that is 15 dollars, which is only so cheap because that is the exact price of the DLC pack I want, otherwise it would be more.

Frankly, you're lucky I'm willing to sell out for so cheap.
over 7 years

Recidivism says

The Celebrity - These are players with an edge. They are well known throughout EM. They could be well known moderators, politicians, trolls, forumers, or trophy winners. For one reason or another, these EMers are more popular and well known throughout the site and usually, they have more experience playing mafia as they had to have been here long enough to gain celeb status.

Literally me, 15 dollars.


there are many celebrities that are worth more than u on this site... why should I endorse u
deletedover 7 years
The Celebrity - These are players with an edge. They are well known throughout EM. They could be well known moderators, politicians, trolls, forumers, or trophy winners. For one reason or another, these EMers are more popular and well known throughout the site and usually, they have more experience playing mafia as they had to have been here long enough to gain celeb status.

Literally me, 15 dollars.
over 7 years
Haha nice thread
deletedover 7 years
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