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over 10 years

This is not a complaint, I am rather enjoying this, and have no reason to ask that it stop.

Here is a list of really amusing reports:

Don't take this too seriously I know you guys are new and I don't blame ya or anything I'm just poking fun.

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I was just going to say it was alien goo

I know a few aliens
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eris says


Sims says

eris is the account hijacker?


smirk, alas no


where were you on the night of puke's death
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Sims says

eris is the account hijacker?


smirk, alas no
over 10 years

Bigpock says

i know what that green stuff is but idk if i wanna say


[03:17:17 AM] Connor: heres my question
[03:17:17 AM] Nahdia: I missed ittt
[03:17:23 AM] Connor: why is the inside that green colour
[03:17:28 AM] Connor: NSFW: [redacted]
[03:17:28 AM] Nahdia: O___O
[03:17:42 AM] Nahdia: flinch
[03:18:18 AM] Steven: h0t
[03:20:26 AM] Connor: im serious
[03:20:27 AM] Connor: btw
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lilin says

I just googled "STD", and "green"

I DIDN'T KNOW


:)
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I just googled "STD", and "green"

I DIDN'T KNOW
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lilin says

nvm don't check your pms, i googled what the cdc article gave me, it's not it

DON'T GOOGLE IT MAN


Let down.
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lilin says


ScubaSteve says


Bigpock says

i know what that green stuff is but idk if i wanna say


I'm genuinely curious.


check your pms, i think i found out what it was


That's hilariously disgusting.
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nvm don't check your pms, i googled what the cdc article gave me, it's not it

DON'T GOOGLE IT MAN
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You just miss getting laid so easily...
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ScubaSteve says


Bigpock says

i know what that green stuff is but idk if i wanna say


I'm genuinely curious.


check your pms, i think i found out what it was
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Ya I miss highschool.
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Bigpock says

i know what that green stuff is but idk if i wanna say


I'm genuinely curious.
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blarg
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i know what that green stuff is but idk if i wanna say
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Sims says

eris is the account hijacker?


tell lucid to do the same thing he does for the registration tab to the login tab

captcha

it's a magical thing
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It looked like mold
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i'm just making guesses
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I really hope that was just mint chocolate chip ice cream in there.
over 10 years
eris is the account hijacker?
over 10 years

Boatman says

why is eris unbanned again


he asked.
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why, what did eris do?
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over 10 years
that was delightful
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why is eris unbanned again