im literally THE BEST vdli player on this entire website. its like the previous winners are beggin me to be active on this site again but guess what a pixelated gold trophy aint that appealin
juneau please, you're hurting my feelings. hold on, let me go make love to my girlfriend, then we can continue this conversation.
do you know what making love is? it's when sex isn't just about getting your poot punted. it's when you queef and you're ok with it, because you're too horny and too happy to care. it's when you're one with your SO, and you both feel and look good, allowing you to accept each other fully.
and then you hop on epicmafia while your partner is sleeping next to you, too tired to even notice you yelling at pranay for being an obvious [redacted]
if we're being realistic then you're an overweight virgin neckbeard who lives in his parents' basement/garage and is currently stuffing his face with hotpockets and koolaid whilst laughin at the monitor clapping ur chubby hands together congratulating urself on le ebin trolle post u just made on epicmafia.com
